My grandpappy used to surf Malib's Surfrider State Beach. He saw THEBIGKOOK at da' Bu. BK was afraid to get out of the van, so he told his pal, Leonard, to scrounge up some wax so he could paddle out.
Where is Bob's paddle for that monster SUP board. Will he lend it out. Also,there's going to be a mass SUP convention consisting of 700 stand up guys. Also, Oceanside is holding auditions for 4 and 6 string ukelele strummers.
How do I order a lengthy board such as OB's because I could ride the living schitt out of it. I could make Dave Daum and Mary Hartman wish they'd never heard of Facebook and Twitter, or San Onofre as far as that goes. I do unbelievable whip-turns and stylish kick-stalls. I've mastered fin-first take offs and love to do controlled side slips.
Don, I ride a THEBIGMOOK board for several reasons. They pearldive easily, they sideslip all over the place, they're very heavy, the fiberglass sprackles, wax won't stick on it, rails are out of wack, and people mock me when I go to San Onoftr's Old Man's.
San Onofre dirt road closed tomorrow, Wednesday, due to severe flooding caused by pouring down rain. Doheny wide open because of paved road, not mud. Sorry.
OB scored a new BK surfboard this week.
Methinks BK has a hard-on for Officer Bob. What say you?
ReplyDeleteI say THEBIGKOOK is no queer and you better watch your toilet mouth. I once saw him knock out a kook at Malibu with one punch.
ReplyDeleteMy grandpappy used to surf Malib's Surfrider State Beach. He saw THEBIGKOOK at da' Bu. BK was afraid to get out of the van, so he told his pal, Leonard, to scrounge up some wax so he could paddle out.
ReplyDeleteDoes he not resemble that orangutan from those Clint Eastwood "Every Which Way" movies?
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteJeepers, that west wind is killing us down here. Can't that confounded club install kelp just like the old days.
ReplyDeleteWhy is OB doing holding that tongue depressor anyways?
ReplyDeleteI dunno'.
ReplyDeleteYIKES! That water's dropping faster than a prom dress.
ReplyDeleteHow tall is that fellow standing in front of that old style board.
ReplyDeleteLooks to me as if he's giving a 'shaka hoewzit sign.
Blah Simon OB is 5'4", weight 280lbs.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Bob's paddle for that monster SUP board. Will he lend it out. Also,there's going to be a mass SUP convention consisting of 700 stand up guys. Also, Oceanside is holding auditions for 4 and 6 string ukelele strummers.
ReplyDeleteHow do I order a lengthy board such as OB's because I could ride the living schitt out of it. I could make Dave Daum and Mary Hartman wish they'd never heard of Facebook and Twitter, or San Onofre as far as that goes. I do unbelievable whip-turns and stylish
ReplyDeletekick-stalls. I've mastered fin-first take offs and love to do controlled side slips.
If they had a couple of sawhorses that would make a great picnic
ReplyDeletetable for the Gee family. San Onofre needs a hugh kegger party sponsored by Bud Lite.
Why in heaven is OB giving the international sign for coffee?
ReplyDeleteOB stands 6'8" soaking wet with his shoes off. That board is double over head.
ReplyDeletewhen you say BK you are talking
ReplyDeletebarry kanaiaupni.
when was the last time you ever
saw any one in there right mind
surf a BIG KOOOK board
Don, I ride a THEBIGMOOK board for several reasons. They pearldive easily, they sideslip all over the place, they're very heavy, the fiberglass sprackles, wax won't stick on it, rails are out of wack, and people mock me when I go to San Onoftr's Old Man's.
ReplyDeleteTHEBIGKOOK ukuleles are some of the finest instruments around.
ReplyDeleteAnon'#5, that kook at Malibu KO'd at da'Bu was none other other than Mysto George who is almost 90 years old. What's that beach coning to.
ReplyDeleteDon Cornelins, I have n ever saw anyone ride a Big Kook stick in my life.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to own that BK dejight. I'd use it as a shoe horn.
ReplyDeleteHow long, width, tail size, all important info, I may want to pay cash if can get a deal. I ride a place called Old Man's in No. San Diego County.
ReplyDeleteSan Onofre dirt road closed tomorrow, Wednesday, due to severe flooding caused by pouring down rain. Doheny wide open because of paved road, not mud. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened to surf trunks? Guys wear their PJ'S to the beach? WTF?
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