Saturday, October 15, 2011

I Promised Again

19 comments:

Puttzle's Niece said...

Compared to old 'Nofre dudes these guys are much the best. I hope they returfn San Onofre surfers are lagging far behind. I just can't believe it.

Uncle Traaynq said...

'Niece', San Onofre has a long way to go. They n ust control the board 'pearl diving', going straight off like 'Adolph', getting caught indide, loosing the board so it washes in sideways is a definate no-no, wearing a leash is for sissie boys, if you can't keep your balance--stay home. Okay.

Grampy Puttzle said...

3 more cardiacs at Sano today. No survivors.

World View said...

ARMS UP, ARMS DOWN, THEN, SIDE TO SIDE. OH YEAH, BUTT BACK AND FORTH! AIN"T SHORT BOARDING STYLISH? THERE'S NOT A CARSON OR DORA AMONG ALL OF THEM INCLUDING THE SO CALLED WORLD CHAMP!

Anonymous said...

I despise San Onofre and all the kooks who go there. Something
must be done about people that think they own surfing, well they don't. All the BOD is run up and down the beach begging for otes.

Puttzles Half Brrother said...

'World View', you'd better gbet with it. Dora and Lance are last
Century. Get real, or get out.

Anonymous said...

I still don't get it. They got Putzzle's niece, grumpy hisself, and his half brother. You jerks m must think we're stuid. All surf spots are flat.

PUTTZLE'S CUSTODIAN said...

I visited San Onofre this morning, it was s boring there I came back and swore I;d never return. I mean it. I wish they'd clean the schitters down there. They stink to high heaven

Puttzles Dog said...

I shit all over the beach.

Puttzles Left Nut said...

Leonard was taking money out of an ATM.

BK was behind him in the line said, "Haa! Haa! Haaaaaa! I've seen your password. It's 4 asterisks (****)!"

Leonard replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are so wrong. It's 1258!"

:*) said...

Kelly is incredible. The waves are sucky. Props to Puttzle, bringing this back to surfing at San Onofre.

Lord's Outlook said...

Repent! The end is near.

Puttzle's Nieghbor said...

Puttzle, why do you take your stupid dog to San Onofre? All he does is crap all over the beach so unwary folks can step in it. All Club members take their constipated pooch to SANO for purging. You can see the stool a good mile away.

Puttzle's ,Mailman said...

'Nueghbor', yesterday we saw one of those San Onofre doggie stools. It was infested with this horrible tapeworm over 11' in length. Why do the unconcious owners not take them to the vet rather the beach. It's beyond me.

Puttzle's Garbage Man said...

Hola nieghbor, if I hand a chigger infected animal I certainly would take it to Bldg. #4 and have it plop that worm filled dump smack dab in the the middle of the left side schitter. Kerplop.

Puttzles Bloody Hemorrhoid said...

Puttzle lets that thing run around with no leash either. It pisses on everyone's tires, snaps at children, and then takes a huge dump in the sand. Puttzle pretends to be looking the other way so he won't have to pick up the steamy pile.

Puttzle's Advisor said...

I gots me a 9'10" Jacobs pintail that can surf circles around those kooks. Besides they're too herky-jerky for me

Pass the Oxygen said...

Sever the serpents head, the body wikk fall to the groud.

puttzle said...

I got no dog...

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