BK goes to his doctor and explains, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong with my digestive system!" "If I eat carrots, when I go to the bathroom, out comes carrots! If I eat peas, I take a dump, out comes peas! I eat apples and I poop apples! I'm worried, Doc; What do you suggest?"
Puttzle, Alan wants surfing do you have access to Laird, Doerner, Parsons, Garrett, or any of that tow-in bunch. We hav e photos of Joshua Tracy riding giants 60 feet in height. Is there any way you can post them.
Thank gawd they identified the corpse that washed ashore at San Onofre Wednesday last. Will the Cambell family please contac t c ity morgue to claim remains and valubles.
Listen, I'm a SUP'r and I take that personally, and for my ol' pal,
ReplyDeleteGerry. Now lay off, and leave us stand up paddlers be, alright
BK goes to his doctor and explains, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong with my digestive system!" "If I eat carrots, when I go to the bathroom, out comes carrots! If I eat peas, I take a dump, out comes peas! I eat apples and I poop apples! I'm worried, Doc; What do you suggest?"
ReplyDeleteThe doctor said calmly, "No problem, eat shit."
How come stand up paddlers wear a leash. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteBecause they can't swim a bloody stroke.
ReplyDeleteWe demand to be allowed to ride our SUP's at ALL of San Onofre's breaks.
ReplyDeleteOccupy, San Onofre is a learners beach, and learners only. If you feel you must surf ride go to Salt Creek where all the other kooks go.
ReplyDeleteWhat does this thread have to do with stand up paddlers. Why don't you stop screwing around with us anyways.
ReplyDeleteBK goes into the Trader, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can.
ReplyDeleteThe bartender asks, "My goodness, why are you drinking so fast?'
BK replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have."
The bartender looks at him curiosly and says, "What do you have?"
BK responds, "An empty wallet."
If you wanna' see real SUP in action Google Electric Slide.
ReplyDeleteEnough with the hillbilly dances, Putzle! Post something about surfing.
ReplyDeletePuttzle, Alan wants
ReplyDeletesurfing do you have access to Laird, Doerner, Parsons, Garrett, or any of that tow-in bunch. We hav e photos of Joshua Tracy riding giants 60 feet in height. Is there any way you can post them.
Yes, pleae have Putzle post the 60' photos of the Tracy boy.
ReplyDeleteThe waves 60' in height are coming, also bungee jumping off Las Vegas' Stratosphere hotel. Something n ever before seen on San-O Daze.
ReplyDeleteThank gawd they identified the corpse that washed ashore at San Onofre Wednesday last. Will the Cambell family please contac t c ity morgue to claim remains and valubles.
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