Thursday, October 20, 2011

What Kind of Bird Does Not Fly?

This post deleted due to terrorist threats, both recorded and witinessed.

"Well I don't know but I think . . ."

17 comments:

  1. BK, Leonard can not be very bright going to a supermarket retirement party, getting tight on free hooch,
    driving in the worst town for drunken drivers,
    Laguna Beach CA all liquored up and slurring his words. We all know who invited him, but he gets off scott free. With fines, assessments, penalties, traffic school, court costs, this will cost Leonard over ten grand. No credit card accepted--cash only, that is if this is his first offense. If not, Leonard will be looking at hard time.

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  2. Wet Bird, some fool said Leonard was nabbed for DUI. He was not under the influence, he was dead drunk. He was DWI.

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  3. hey b.k talking abouy being
    LIQUORED up just how many d.u.i
    do you have.
    when you get your next one
    you & leonard and if your lucky
    t.bird him self
    can all sleep in same cell
    with bubba

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  4. Y'all need some info on the 502?

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  5. Miles L. Berman, esq.10/21/2011 5:14 AM

    BIGKOOK it is not Leonard's fault. He has many legitimate reasons.

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  6. Picked up the soap10/21/2011 6:53 AM

    T-bird has spent so much time incarcerated that his farts sound like a big whoosh.

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  7. Wet Bird, Judge Judy, Bud Whizzer,
    Dennis Earl, Miles Berman, Picked Up the Soap, .048 is no laughing matter. Alcohol and automobiles don't mix. Leonard will spend much time incarcerated for his alcoholic demonic problems. He must pay for his crime. Now it's safe to drive PCH again. If I was the judge he'd be looking at 3 years. There's nothing better than Thanksgiving and X-Mass in the hoosegow, or klink, or slam, or pokey, or lock up or calsboose.

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  8. Otto Schultz Administraror10/21/2011 3:06 PM

    Thanks to that drunkard, State Rangers are putting up a drunk driver checkpoint when you leave San Onofre.

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  9. OC Magistrate10/21/2011 3:23 PM

    Leonard's CA drivers license is evoked for 5 years. No excuses. No appeals. No second chance.

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  10. "HONK IF YOU SEE LEONARD" BUMBER STICKERS ON SALE NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

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  11. BIGKOOK, 3 times is DWI, not DUI when he ploughed into the rear of that sedan transporting the elderly women returning home from a church social.

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  12. Honk if You See Leonard10/23/2011 10:13 AM

    That's awful. That poor fellow
    nabbed for DWI, and he flaunting his beer at a no drinking beach. Can you believe it. What's the guys name, anyways?

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  13. You can even see Harding arriving code 3 in the background.

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  14. Police Beat 102111
    DUI
    Coast Hwy & Broadway | Sunday, October 16 | 7:37 p.m.
    Leonard Roy Turner, 63, San Juan Capistrano

    http://stunewslaguna.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=2&Itemid=2

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  15. When Leonard was breathalized does anyone know if it tested postive for ANY evidence of oxygen? Jus' wondrin'...Hmmm...

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  16. WELL THERE WERE TWO TURNER DUI'S ON BROADWAY AND P.C.H. THAT WEEK ?

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  17. I hear he is getting out of the country and going on the land down south from the law for his kids wedding?

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