'Hard'ig of Arteries', it caused the life of an overaged waterman for the authorities to realize there is no point at San Onofre beach. Pray for repose of the sadly departed.
That body was as ripe as a month old cantaloupe in the sun by the time the coroner arrived. When he entered The Point in his GPS, he ended up at Mailbu.
Big Kook, those photos are uncalled for. How would you like it, and you ain't getting any younger, collapsed at San Onofre's Old Man's and photos of your remains were on posted on San-O Daze. What would happen, is the coroner doing the autopsy would shit a brick sideways. You are a walking timebomb ready to go any second.
Notice when somebody expires at San Onofre, dogs up and down the beach begin this icessant howling until the lifeless body is removed. Dog owners should leave their animal at home. was at 'Nofre this morning, and barefooted stepped in thi Jurrasic Park dinosaur like DUMP that covered her foot. It was awful.
San Onofre is a State Beach, all are welcome. That includes not only we humanoids, but monkeys, parrots, cats, snakes, all birds, donkeys, and anything that was on Noah's Ark, that includes elephants, rhinos, and gazells, and reptiles of all sorts.
Danger is evident at San Onofre Surf Beach. Many recent drownings have occoured. San-O Daze has warnings for people forty and over, and the risk they take endeavering the challenge of the surfboard and the ocean. Eventually the ocean will win.
There was an unfortunate loss of life at the surf beach, a fellow in his fifties. Had he remained home, went for a walk, played catch with his grandbaby, or went to chapel services with his widow he woukd be with us today. As all hardcore sufers he wanted to surf till he died.
there was an 1 or 2 hour waiting line. these guys said they were paramedics and a 911 call i said the line forms to the rear and don`t forget it`s $15.00 bucks i don`t care who you are
Most of the so called old guys can't surf to save their lives! Why? Because most of us left after high school and they had nothing to look at in the water that were good! TS!
Gatekeeper Don, you cam't do that. Man, you are totally out of it. A fellow bro surfer lost his life because of your srrogant attitude. I hope you die and fry in hell with the rest of the louts.
Looks like trouble for the brotherhood of kooks. You sweepers are next in line... go home or suffer the same fate.
ReplyDeleteAt 7:30 AM a 911 call came in for a medical emergency at The Point.
ReplyDeleteApparently they got lost as it took the paramedics over 40 minutes to get there. Seems there is no known point.
'Hard'ig of Arteries', it caused the life of an overaged waterman for the authorities to realize there is no point at San Onofre beach. Pray for repose of the sadly departed.
ReplyDeleteWhy is BK involved in this, and not Fred Swegles. BK always seems to be at the right place at the right time.
ReplyDeleteThat body was as ripe as a month old cantaloupe in the sun by the time the coroner arrived. When he entered The Point in his GPS, he ended up at Mailbu.
ReplyDeleteBig Kook, those photos are uncalled for. How would you like it, and you ain't getting any younger, collapsed at San Onofre's Old Man's and photos of your remains were on posted on San-O Daze. What would happen, is the coroner doing the autopsy would shit a brick sideways. You are a walking timebomb ready to go any second.
ReplyDelete'Reaper', good riddance to bad rubbish.
ReplyDeleteNotice when somebody expires at San Onofre, dogs up and down the beach begin this icessant howling until the lifeless body is removed.
ReplyDeleteDog owners should leave their animal at home. was at 'Nofre this morning, and barefooted stepped in thi Jurrasic Park dinosaur like DUMP that covered her foot. It was awful.
San Onofre is a State Beach, all are welcome. That includes not only we humanoids, but monkeys, parrots, cats, snakes, all birds, donkeys, and anything that was on Noah's Ark, that includes elephants, rhinos, and gazells, and reptiles of all sorts.
ReplyDeleteDanger is evident at San Onofre Surf Beach. Many recent drownings have occoured. San-O Daze has warnings for people forty and over, and the risk they take endeavering the challenge of the surfboard and the ocean. Eventually the ocean will win.
ReplyDeleteThere was an unfortunate loss of life at the surf beach, a fellow in his fifties. Had he remained home, went for a walk, played catch with his grandbaby, or went to chapel services with his widow he woukd be with us today. As all hardcore sufers he wanted to surf till he died.
ReplyDeletethere was an 1 or 2 hour waiting
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these guys said they were paramedics and a 911 call
i said the line forms to the rear
and don`t forget it`s $15.00 bucks
i don`t care who you are
Most of the so called old guys can't surf to save their lives! Why? Because most of us left after high school and they had nothing to look at in the water that were good! TS!
ReplyDeleteEuthanasia I love you dude. I like your style man
ReplyDeleteGatekeeper Don, you cam't do that.
ReplyDeleteMan, you are totally out of it. A fellow bro surfer lost his life because of your srrogant attitude. I hope you die and fry in hell with the rest of the louts.