Please pass the turkey,you might as well move that gravy my way while you're at it. Hey are there anymore biscuits? Don't even think of any leftovers leaving this house! Where's that pie?
Well Leonard, I know B.K. and he is a pig, a very well mannered pig. Hell, Big Kook is one helluva classy pig, he's welcome anytime to uh, uh, I gotta go.
This is no way to end a week. First, BK is stymied. He must spend Turkey DAY grovelling for scraps. He shall crawl on his hands and knees anticipating his drumstick donated by the SOSC BOD, but he will not be denied. Way to go, BK, right on. Have those backstabbing louts pay.
Gordie survived a debillatating massive stroke while at the 5th St. Coffee shoppe this AM in HB. Watching Gordie go down was 'Frog', Chuck Linnin, Mike Purpos, The Greek, Bill Rainsforth, Colby Klink, Mason, Jed Morose, Doc Paskowitz, and 30 other helpless souls.
Sadly, I was there, but like the others, totally helpless.Gordie lay flat on his back,eyes glazed over seemingly in a trance. Someone had the presense of mind to call the rescue squad. They whisked Gordie away Code 3.
I wasn't there for that one but, I was there for Eddie Wrights last wave along with Chick, Jonathan Pakowitz,Les Williams,John Boozer and Dorian. It was a saturday August.Hot and glassy! I remember sending Patrick back to the beach to get Dorian. Dorian paddled out but it was to late. If the old geyser didn't have the leash tethered to him he might survived. The year was 1975 before Leonard or B.K.
This pesky west wind is driving me honest to goodness bonkers. The lifeguard said there's no let up today. So, I'll have to get back to work fixing flats at the gas station. Do they still show surf movies at the show.
Dear Mr.Carton, Esq., is there a possibility you could do a Tribute to Leonard Turner, he may be in jail for DWI, which is not good at all. He could slip into an alcoholic stuper and kill or maim some poor soul when they kick him loose. BTW, does Eaq. mean you record the judge's score during a NSSA contest.
I drove all the way to Old 'Nofre for to set up Turkey Day festivities, what a bunch of jerks they have down there. I had to use the growler real bad, but some knuckleheads had #4 locked down. Well, this huevos rancheros breakfast at La Siesta knocked me for a loop, naturally some pinches from the kitchen barricaded themselves into both the crappers and wouldn't let no body in. All they do is smoke horrible ciggies and fart. From now on I'm going to that Chink spot at the south end of town where all the out of work sub contractors eat and soak the sticky rice with soy sauce. I'll never go to 'Nofre again, everybody wants to the president of that stupid club.
Fancy Nancy, the reason everyone wants to be president of that gawd awful surf club is that would be the pinnacle of their surf career. Like, they might stroll into a beer joint in Bakersfield CA, annouce they're a member of an exclusive surf club, and people couldn't wait to buy them a pitcher. Well, that ain't the way she works.
You ain't gonna like this one iota. Leonard had volunteered a San Onofre free Thanksgiving Day dinner fo all the bros. Everyone is chomping at the bit, but no Leonard or no turkey. So, it looks like another dismal holiday at the beach again.
Why does Tubesteak wear that foolish lookinhg hat and fake voice trying to trick us. It may be a ruse with Sydney Carton Esq. attempting to mimic Tubulator 2011
O, this is awful and cruel, dubbing a horrific cough for 190,000,000 San Daze
ReplyDeletefans to witness this Thanksgiving season.
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ReplyDeleteToday's Friday, already they're on our Tubes case. Lay off, okay.
ReplyDeleteNICE BONG HIT
ReplyDeleteSidney Carton Esq.,keeps slamming Tubesteak's head up again' a brick wall. I don't know why he does it.
ReplyDeleteI get it.
ReplyDeletePlease pass the turkey,you might as well move that gravy my way while you're at it. Hey are there anymore biscuits? Don't even think of any leftovers leaving this house! Where's that pie?
ReplyDeleteI knew Leonard Turner and you sir, are no Leonard Turner.
ReplyDeleteWell Leonard, I know B.K. and he is a pig, a very well mannered pig. Hell, Big Kook is one helluva classy pig, he's welcome anytime to uh, uh, I gotta go.
ReplyDeleteThis is no way to end a week. First, BK is stymied. He must spend Turkey DAY grovelling for scraps. He shall crawl on his hands and knees anticipating his drumstick donated by the SOSC BOD, but he will not be denied. Way to go, BK, right on. Have those backstabbing louts pay.
ReplyDeleteGordie survived a debillatating massive stroke while at the 5th St. Coffee shoppe this AM in HB. Watching Gordie go down was 'Frog', Chuck Linnin, Mike Purpos, The Greek, Bill Rainsforth, Colby Klink, Mason, Jed Morose, Doc Paskowitz, and 30 other helpless souls.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I was there, but like the others, totally helpless.Gordie lay flat on his back,eyes glazed over seemingly in a trance. Someone had the presense of mind to call the rescue squad. They whisked Gordie away Code 3.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't there for that one but, I was there for Eddie Wrights last wave along with Chick, Jonathan Pakowitz,Les Williams,John Boozer and Dorian. It was a saturday August.Hot and glassy! I remember sending Patrick back to the beach to get Dorian. Dorian paddled out but it was to late. If the old geyser didn't have the leash tethered to him he might survived. The year was 1975 before Leonard or B.K.
ReplyDeleteLeonard, who? BK, who? I don't get it. Do you?
ReplyDeleteThis Saturday AM at San Onofre's Old Man's, Leonard Turner will be castrated in public for all to see. Admission free.
ReplyDeleteThis pesky west wind is driving me honest to goodness bonkers. The lifeguard said there's no let up today. So, I'll have to get back to work fixing flats at the gas station. Do they still show surf movies at the show.
ReplyDeleteWhat in hell happened to this *Blog*
ReplyDeleteanyways or what.
Dear Mr.Carton, Esq., is there a possibility you could do a Tribute to Leonard Turner, he may be in jail for DWI, which is not good at all. He could slip into an alcoholic stuper and kill or maim some poor soul when they kick him loose. BTW, does Eaq. mean you record the judge's score during a NSSA contest.
ReplyDeleteI drove all the way to Old 'Nofre for to set up Turkey Day festivities, what a bunch of jerks they have down there. I had to use the growler real bad, but some knuckleheads had #4 locked down. Well, this huevos rancheros breakfast at La Siesta knocked me for a loop, naturally some pinches from the kitchen barricaded themselves into both the crappers and wouldn't let no body in. All they do is smoke horrible ciggies and fart. From now on I'm going to that Chink spot at the south end of town where all the out of work sub contractors eat and soak the sticky rice with soy sauce. I'll never go to 'Nofre again, everybody wants to the president of that stupid club.
ReplyDeleterain tomorrow san-0 shut down where`s a fellow to go for a hot meal and cold beer
ReplyDeleteFancy Nancy, the reason everyone wants to be president of that gawd awful surf club is that would be the pinnacle of their surf career. Like, they might stroll into a beer joint in Bakersfield CA, annouce they're a member of an exclusive surf club, and people couldn't wait to buy them a pitcher. Well, that ain't the way she works.
ReplyDeleteThat poor Tubes sounds just like Popeye the Sailor Man.
ReplyDeleteYou ain't gonna like this one iota. Leonard had volunteered a San Onofre free Thanksgiving Day dinner fo all the bros. Everyone is chomping at the bit, but no Leonard or no turkey. So, it looks like another dismal holiday at the beach again.
ReplyDeleteWhaddya' expect for free food at 'Nofre. You get what you pay for. Nada, zilch, cipher, naught,
ReplyDeletenothing, not a scrap. Sorry.
Why does Tubesteak wear that foolish lookinhg hat and fake voice trying to trick us. It may be a ruse with Sydney Carton Esq. attempting to mimic Tubulator 2011
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