Thursday, September 07, 2006

Talegalite Kite Fliers Attack Ranger

One of The blog
monitor's cameras
captured this image of
Ranger Ephraim's first
attempt to stop
the Talegalite
kite fliers at SanO.

Mistaking him for a
lawyer, the Talegalites
lassoed his feet and flew
him into the wind vane. He
hung there for five hours
until he was rescued by
the San Onofre Chapter
of the ACLU, who
apparently also thought
that Ranger Ephraim was
a fellow lawyer.
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19 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/07/2006 10:05 AM

    I say that if he looks like a lawyer, that's reason enough to kill him.

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  2. Anonymous9/07/2006 10:39 AM

    FYI, it's Ranger EphrIAm.

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  3. Sydney Carton, Esquire9/07/2006 11:00 AM

    They told me that this is Ranger Ephraim and this is Ranger Ephriam.

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  4. Anonymous9/07/2006 11:10 AM

    You are correct, sir!

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  5. Anonymous9/07/2006 11:11 AM

    He's taller than that.

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  6. Anonymous9/07/2006 11:12 AM

    "Kites" always rmeinds me of that scene from Porky's:

    Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

    Brian Schwartz: Hey listen,
    Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

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  7. Anonymous9/07/2006 11:13 AM

    It's all about the f - - king kites.

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  8. Anonymous9/07/2006 11:14 AM

    That was him, but he has lost weight on the mayor's fish diet.

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  9. Anonymous9/07/2006 11:15 AM

    Hang that naked mayor guy.

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  10. Anonymous9/07/2006 11:15 AM

    I meant dIAry.

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  11. Anonymous9/07/2006 11:34 AM

    I'm trying to have my lunch here.

    The wife whipped up a couple of montagues with some philly cheese.

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  12. Sydney Carton, Esquire9/07/2006 12:01 PM

    Better than having the President as a reader.

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  13. Anonymous9/07/2006 2:39 PM

    I just had a bologna montague and now I'm thirsty.

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  14. Anonymous9/08/2006 11:32 AM

    I see definite racial undertones here. While a smiling, obviously white Ranger Ephriam is shown, the colored Ranger Ephraim is shown strung up. Shame on you.

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  15. Anonymous9/08/2006 1:31 PM

    YeS RoSa,

    u aRe CoRReCT Ma’aM!

    aND THe ReaSoN He iS FRoWNiNG iS BeCauSe He iS CoLoReD. iF i WaS CoLoReD, i WouLD FRoWN Too.

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  16. Anonymous9/08/2006 4:54 PM

    From what I hear, the mayor is HUNG!

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  17. Anonymous9/09/2006 10:31 AM

    If I dIdn't knOw bEttEr, stInkY, I'd vEntUrE A gUEss As tO yOUr IdEntItY.

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  18. Anonymous9/11/2006 7:46 PM

    headline should have been:

    Anonymous gets a San-O Dazer off his back.

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  19. Anonymous9/13/2006 8:27 PM

    Or:
    "Anonymous gets San-O Dized"

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