This just about say's it all!

FISHING WITH DINGO

LOW TIDE AT SAN ONOFRE

STATE OF THE UNION

THE SAND SCULPTURES OF TRAIL 6

Not many people know that the nuclear plant is surounded by a 3 phase electrified fence. Somehow one of the bathroom 4 guys decided to urinate on it. Here's what happened.

Nice kitty

The United Way realised that it had never received a donation from the Orange County's most successful lawyer, Sydney Carton. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?" Sydney thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that." "Secondly," says Sydney, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children." The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. "Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring a huge array of private tutors?" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea." And finally Sydney says, "So... if I didn't give any money to any of them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?"

Disturbing new Saddam video! Click Here!

Nothing like some quality day time TV when it's 32 degrees at 'Nofre.

The helpful hand man.

DRILLING SUPRISES PARK STAFF

A crew placing bore holes as part of a tollway extension plan raises safety and ecological concerns at popular surfing beach.
SAN ONOFRE STATE BEACH – Tensions rose this week between state park rangers and toll road builders when a drilling rig appeared, apparently unannounced, on beach that could become the site of a new tollway. The drilling rig, which is excavating a series of 21 bore holes across San Onofre Surf Beach, was being operated by contractors for the Transportation Corridor Agencies when rangers first saw it Wednesday. But state parks officials said they were not notified, and became concerned about safety and potential habitat damage when they saw the drill rig. Parks officials also have expressed opposition to the proposed Foothill South toll road, which would cut lengthwise along San Onofre, slicing the beach in half from the Point to Dogpatch. "Obviously we're disappointed that we weren't notified,"Hal Dairywimple, Orange Coast District superintendent for state parks, said. "And we remain opposed to a toll road through San Onofre State Beach." Transportation Corridor Agency spokeswoman Buffy Talega said it was not her agency's responsibility to contact park rangers, but that of the military. The 2,100-acre park is still owned by the military as part of the Camp Pendleton Marine base, but is leased to state parks. The drilling crew had obtained the proper permits, Dairywimple and other parks officials said, and showed them to a ranger who approached them Wednesday.
Marine Lt. Dan said Friday that the failure to notify the rangers was the result of a communication lapse at Camp Pendleton. "We're sorry state parks didn't get word of it," he said. "It just appears to be some sort of internal communications shortcoming of some kind." Normally, he said, the base would notify the rangers as a courtesy, but members of the base's facilities staff were not aware of the timing of the drilling. On Thursday and Friday, the rangers asked the drilling crew to place safety cones around the drill site at “Oldmans” to better protect the public. The drilling is taking place at a beach frequented by surfers and kooks. Rozzelle said parks officials are investigating the matter to gain further information about the drilling. Until that is complete, he said he did not know whether state parks would take further action. The bore holes range in size from a few feet across to about 30 feet, big enough to accommodate a large bus. The holes are part of an investigation of the soils and geology on the potential toll road route. They are filled in as the drilling crew moves along. Parks officials are concerned not only for public safety, Rozzelle said, but about possible damage to habitat. "Poking holes in the beach can have adverse impacts on the resources," he said.

Wanted: Football team to coach.

This guy is going to be looking for a new job.

Illusion

Creepy Weird Statue Guy Performance.

Check this out. The introduction is in French, so you may not understand it.
Just watch the video, it is a little long and has a few hiccups but stay with it.
It is a really great illusion.

Here's another one for the great San-O Daze caption creating contest.

Reservoir Dogs F Bombs

Tribute to Seymour.

MAKE A CAPTION AND WIN!

San Onofre circa 1968

San Onofre 2007 (5th from right?)

Instant Beaver Kleen.

Alright laddies, here is just what the doctor ordered.Beaver Instant Kleen.
At the first sign of any discomfort,simply spray it away. Use it twice daily for three days or until discomfort subsides.

If your beaver is thrawfing, spewing or spitting, you are to late. See a doctor as soon as possible.

Since there seems to be a large ammount of "unemployed" at San Onofre......
(Click on the image for better viewing)

HELLO!

Would someone say or do something? Get mad at me or bash a fireman,cop or even a priest.
Somebody do something .

I know immigration laws are going to get even more lax, gas cost to much, the President is an idiot, the Democrats took control and the Speaker of the House is a woman.

What the fu-k else can we expect? If it can go wrong it will go wrong.

Rose Parade

Here is a birds eye view of one of the floats featured in today's Rose Parade.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!