Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
MICHAEL MOORE-FAT BASTARD
Shotzys weight reduction theory in a nut-shell. ask yourself these questions:
Do you eat when you're not hungry?
Do you go on eating binges for no apparent reason?
Do you have feelings of guilt and remorse after overeating?
Do you give too much time and thought to food?
Do you look forward with pleasure and anticipation to the time when you can eat alone?
Do you plan these secret binges ahead of time?
Do you eat sensibly before others and make up for it alone?
Is your weight affecting the way you live your life?
Have you tried to diet for a week (or longer), only to fall short of your goal?
Do you resent others telling you to "use a little willpower" to stop overeating?
Despite evidence to the contrary, have you continued to assert that you can diet "on your own" whenever you wish?
Do you crave to eat at a definite time, day or night, other than mealtime?
Do you eat to escape from worries or trouble?
Have you ever been treated for obesity or a food-related condition?
Does your eating behavior make you or others unhappy?
Have you answered yes to three or more of these questions? If so, it is probable that you have or are well on your way to having a compulsive overeating problem. We have found that the way to arrest this progressive disease is to eat regularly like everyone else. After about six months of eating regularly like everyone else, you should be fine!
Do you eat when you're not hungry?
Do you go on eating binges for no apparent reason?
Do you have feelings of guilt and remorse after overeating?
Do you give too much time and thought to food?
Do you look forward with pleasure and anticipation to the time when you can eat alone?
Do you plan these secret binges ahead of time?
Do you eat sensibly before others and make up for it alone?
Is your weight affecting the way you live your life?
Have you tried to diet for a week (or longer), only to fall short of your goal?
Do you resent others telling you to "use a little willpower" to stop overeating?
Despite evidence to the contrary, have you continued to assert that you can diet "on your own" whenever you wish?
Do you crave to eat at a definite time, day or night, other than mealtime?
Do you eat to escape from worries or trouble?
Have you ever been treated for obesity or a food-related condition?
Does your eating behavior make you or others unhappy?
Have you answered yes to three or more of these questions? If so, it is probable that you have or are well on your way to having a compulsive overeating problem. We have found that the way to arrest this progressive disease is to eat regularly like everyone else. After about six months of eating regularly like everyone else, you should be fine!
San-O Daze Seeks Bailout Funds
SAN CLEMENTE (BS) - The San-O Daze B.O.D. announced today his intention to seek funds from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP).
"Due to decreased revenue from ads and declining readership numbers, we are forced to apply for TARP funds to stay afloat", San-O Daze B.O.D. Puttzle said. "Without this funding, we will have to shut down".
San-O Daze, a no-frills blog about surfing, was founded by former Senator Al Gore in 1974 and is the oldest continuous surfing site on the internet. In it's heyday, over 6 million visitors accessed the site daily.
"We have tried everything we can think of to keep going, including bringing in additional contributors and changing our format, but none of that made it profitable", according to Puttzle.
Detractors point out that Puttzle has been indicted for embezzling funds from the company.
According to Sheriff Bob, lead investigator in the case, a former contributor known as "Popeye" is the likely culprit and charges against Puttzle should be dismissed later next week and an indictment handed down on Popeye.
"Due to decreased revenue from ads and declining readership numbers, we are forced to apply for TARP funds to stay afloat", San-O Daze B.O.D. Puttzle said. "Without this funding, we will have to shut down".
San-O Daze, a no-frills blog about surfing, was founded by former Senator Al Gore in 1974 and is the oldest continuous surfing site on the internet. In it's heyday, over 6 million visitors accessed the site daily.
"We have tried everything we can think of to keep going, including bringing in additional contributors and changing our format, but none of that made it profitable", according to Puttzle.
Detractors point out that Puttzle has been indicted for embezzling funds from the company.
According to Sheriff Bob, lead investigator in the case, a former contributor known as "Popeye" is the likely culprit and charges against Puttzle should be dismissed later next week and an indictment handed down on Popeye.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
as many of you know,
shotzy has been inventing new and innovative products for the
pleasure of the regular folks seeking to enjoy the thrilling feeling of
open air motorcycling while at the same time enabling the rider to develop
his/her sense of balance, style, and abilities while maintaining safe riding skills
on todays congested roadways.
Monday, January 19, 2009
spectacular crash caught on film
as i was leaving the beach at two p.m., a car
flipped off the freeway right in front of me as i was
photographing illegal aliens covertly migrating through
the dense chapparral north of las pulgas road,
in north san diego county. talk about being in the right place!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
ROCK STACKING ARTWORK AT THE POINT
Rock stacking has become very popular at The Point. Here is a sample of some of the superbly executed stacking that has shown up as of late.
VERY CREATIVE!
The ingenious Point Crew, during this most warm and long flat spell have done a remarkable thing. They have taken the non-indigenous plants that people have planted at The Point and have woven them into GIANT BOWL fishing boats. They then launch the boats from the beach and when they return with the fish they have caught, they use the boats as large bowls in which they serve their feast.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Simple Explanation
To help us all better understand the difference between the guys at " Old Mans", "The Point Crew" and the "Boys at Four Doors" we turn to astrophysics.
Weakly interacting massive particles, the guys at Old Mans, or WIMPs, are hypothetical particles serving as one possible solution to the dark matter problem. These particles interact through the weak nuclear force and gravity, and possibly through other interactions no stronger than the weak force. Because they do not interact with electromagnetism they cannot be seen directly, and because they do not interact with the strong nuclear force they do not react strongly with atomic nuclei.
This combination of properties gives WIMPs many of the properties of neutrinos, save for being far more massive and therefore slower.
Massive astrophysical compact halo object, the Point Crew, the Boys at Four Doors, or MACHO, is a general name for any kind of astronomical body that might explain the apparent presence of dark matter in galaxy halos. A MACHO is a small chunk of normal baryonic matter, which emits little or no radiation and drifts through interstellar space unassociated with any solar system. Since MACHOs would not emit any light of their own, they would be very hard to detect. MACHOs may sometimes be black holes or neutron stars as well as brown dwarfs or unassociated planets. White dwarfs and very faint red dwarfs have also been proposed as candidate MACHOs.
I hope this gives all of you a better understanding of the guys that roost at San Onofre.
It was very helpful to me.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
Surfing Is Better Than Skiing: Reason No. 64
When you are surfing and your swim trunks accidentally come off, you're not hanging upside down from a ski lift, freezing, for fifteen minutes while every Tom, Dick, and Harry takes pictures - pictures that have already been posted to 4.7 million websites and reported by over 500 newspapers and television stations worldwide.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Monday, January 05, 2009
Sunday, January 04, 2009
Thursday, January 01, 2009
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