IS THERE A HIDDEN MESSAGE HERE?

INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU WAS AT SAN ONOFRE TODAY...

ARE WOMEN BORN THIS WAY?

http://richards-creations.net/Videos/Are-women-born-like-this.html

HERE IS THE GREAT POLISH PLASTIC SURGEN, RYNICO PLASTICISH. WOULD YOU LIKE A REFERRAL?

Just thought I would share this with you.

I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT MURPHY GRADUATED WITH HONORS FROM

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,012 - "Choose life"

NOT TO BE LEFT OUT!

CRIMINAL ACTIVITY AT BATHROOM #4...

(Yes, it is a repeat, Pete.)

FOR ALL YOU "DUMPSTER DIVERS"!

SUMMERS COMING, PLEASE FOLLOW THE BEACH RULES!

Four Doors Gets New TP Dispenser

MEMORIES INDEED

It is nice to at least have memories.
Not trying to up stage my friend Murphy,
but this little rocket was custom ordered by my self 34 years ago.

CAME HOME FROM SAN ONOFRE AND FOUND A ROADRUNNER ON MY ROOF!

Tubesteak Tribute No. 500,019 - "Smells like victory"

THIS FLAG STANDS FOR "FREEDOM", BELIEVE IN IT!

WOULD YOU BELIEVE THIS 6'2" WAS BUILT FOR ME 24 YEARS AGO!

Found in the rafters of a friends garage. Its a little worse for ware, but it was one of my favorites. Brings back some great memories.

THE NEW SUMMER SEASON IS OFF TO A GREAT START!

MEXICO HAS SOLVED THE ALTERNATIVE ENERGY PROBLEM!

Mexico now uses prisoners to power its governments limozines. All it takes to run them is some water and some tortillas and beans. Very low emissions except from the beans.

SanO Opens For The Season

This Monday, Memorial Day, is Opening Day at SanO. With Costco & Sam's Club purchasing a total of 500,000 soft tops, this should be a lively season. Now let's all welcome the newcomers to our beach and help them out all we can. Murphy, how's the "Welcome Wagon" coming along. Murphy has put together a nice little welcome gift for all newcomers, a bar of wax, a Murphy logo'd towel and red ball cap.

DOGS HAVE DREAMS THAT MAKE THEM SMILE TOO!

Holiday Weekend Coming Up

Enjoy the beach, but please obey the rules.

PERFECT CONDITIONS THIS MORNING WITH NO SURF AND NO CROWDS!

LOSE YOUR ARM TO THE SAN ONOFRE SHARKS?

Make the best of a bad situation!

SAN ONOFRE POWER PLANT COLAPSED LAST NIGHT!

The San Onofre nuclear power plant was destroyed last night from the earth quake. Radiation is so bad they say they will have to close San Onofre Surfing Beach the Bluff's camp grounds, all trestles and Church for at least 10 years. "Its too dangerous for people to use the beach for years to come" one state offical was heard to say!

AT 8:39pm 5/17/09 5.0 LENNOX, CA.

SHOOK THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!

This guy thought he would bypass the big line and drive down the beach from the Marine base

FATS FLANNIGAN TOKIN-UP BEFORE HE HEADS TO 4DOORS

SAN ONOFRE BLUES FESTIVAL...

What A Wonderful Day at SanO

Got in line at 5:20a.m. and was #50+, most of them didn't have passes so very slow entry and some of the more arrogant ones butted in line right off the highway. Oh well, they ain't known for their manners or ettiquette but Gawd Bless their money to the industry. Shotzy was extremely surly all day and left early in a huff. Dingo, Puttzle & Murphy just sucked on the bong and forgot the whole ordeal.

THE PERILS OF PEEING IN THE WETSUIT...

CLASSIC LATCH-HOOK RUG

One-of-a-kind latch-hook rug my wife made for the Webers after the 1st Weber contest in '81'!

STILL SHOWING STYLE, SURFBOARD OR NOT!

YOU BE THE JUDGE

Surfer Bitten By Shark: "I just feel really, really lucky"


Canada Visitor Survives Shark Attack
Elizabeth Dunn
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(KCBS) -- A visitor from Canada is SAN ONOFRES latest shark-attack survivor.
The shark bit into the woman's leg, while she was surfing near Old Mans Thursday morning. Right after she was released from the hospital, the victim shared her harrowing story with KCBS News 2's Alfred Morales.
The warning signs are up after a shark bite on San Onofres Old Mans Beach.
"It was after he bit me that, and was kind of, the water had calm down a little bit, that I was really like screaming my head off," Elizabeth Dunn, shark bite victim, said.
Dunn has quite a story for the folks back home in Canada.
"The doctor said that, based on the way the bite marks are, that it was really big, that it could have swallowed me," she said. "So I just feel really, really lucky."
Her surf session started with the Paskowitz surf camp instructor taking her into an area known for sharks . She entered the murky waters with two friends at about 9:30 a.m.
"I caught a wave that was like one of the best waves I've ever caught in my life," Dunn said. "It was perfect, and I just had it beautifully like the whole way."
But that perfect ride took her away from her group. The 28-year-old was all alone...with a shark. "I know I saw gray and stuff," she said. "And then very quickly, he bit my leg.
Then I saw his fin, which was really tall."
The holes in her wet suit tell the tale.

COMING THIS JULY, THE "OHANA KEMP FAMILY FUN DAY" AT DOHENY!

Mark your calenders for July 25th. The Ohana Kemp Family Fun Day returns to Doheny. Come enjoy surfing, Bocce Ball, breakfast, lunch and the raffle for some beautiful Ohana Kemp Surfboards shaped by the master shaper Jim Phillips. Its free to attend, come out and have a great time. See you there---

The group watches as Murphy prepares to toss the Pea to start the Bocce Ball game.

THE TIDE WAS SO LOW TODAY, EVEN HORSES WERE WALKING ON THE SANDBAR!

I do not understand how you people on this stupid blog can just let this shark stuff die from apathy and ignorance. There was another attack today in 6' of water in front of dog patch shack. A 19 year old man was severly bitten on the upper leg and airlifted to emergency medical treatment.

Has the state finally succeded in making everyone believe this is a series of hoaxs? despite my best efforts to warn would be bathers, I am met with both apathy and ignorance. I urge you.. if you love someone, do not let them enter the water at SAN ONOFRE! This is not a joke, think about it real hard and make the right decision.

Fats Kicked Out Of SanO

Yep, it's true! While trying to get two beautful women drunk on Modelos, the #1 Ranger busted me big time and I don't even drink, but I am guilty as charged and deserve the boot, but those guys at the Pointless made me do it.

Happy Mother's Day

DO YOU KNOW THIS CALIFORNIA SPOT?

VANDALS HAVE STOLEN THE WIND VANE FROM THE POINT!

FATS IN THE BOX?

The Ruination of San-O Daze

I think all you so-called bloggers are spending way too much time on Facebook, good gawd it's nothing but a bunch of humorless, lonely people trying to score and who are afraid to venture outdoors. We know who you are and where you live. (p.s. will you be my friend?) makes me puke.

NEW PLANS FOR SAN MATEO CREEK

Because of the failure of the 241 toll road to be built, it brings contractors together to talk about a new military housing project at the entrance to San Mateo Creek at Trestles. This is the artist concept of the project.

this recession hits everyone hard

HAS ANYONE SEEN FATS FLANNIGAN TODAY?

Body Found Today, the Rangers found an unidentified man's body on the beach near 4 doors. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Dick with several large bits removed from his torso.

THE SHARKS AT SAN ONOFRE ARE FOR REAL!

I took these pictures this morning at the Point. This sea lion was washed up on the beach with a large hole bitten in its underside. PRETTY SCARY!