Thursday, June 24, 2010

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35 comments:

  1. green store shoplifter6/24/2010 10:19 AM

    Tubes, what became of Tom Sporsic and Rickey Hatch. Dead or alive?

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  2. Both DOA. May they 'RIP'.

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  3. What about Murphy and Dewey?

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  4. RIP MORTUARY6/24/2010 10:58 AM

    Dale, they, too, DOA.

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  5. Johnny Cakes6/24/2010 11:35 AM

    Will they being having a potluck and paddle-out for Murphy?

    If so, when and where? I'll bring a potato salad from Ralphs.

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  6. 'Cakes', bring enough to share, San Onofre style.

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  7. It ain't worth it, but several years back when ever, they invited me to a potluck at the "Bamboo Room" before the ukelele players annexed the place. I remember them asking me to bring a Debuque 8# ham. In order to bust into the clique I did. Everyone else bought a wilted lettuce salad. They passed on the greens and gobbled up the ham. That's San Onoftr.

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  8. beach snitch6/24/2010 3:42 PM

    PT,that aint nutten'. When I was a little boy I was a pal of Terry Beard. He taught me how to go through other peeople's ice chests unnuoticed crammed with brewskis.Club members knew what I was doing.Because of 4th generation protetion everuone looked the way.

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  9. No waves, heavy south cmop sweeping down 'Noffre, undertow, jellyfish, bees, and a whole lot more. No alcohol violation still in effect.

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  10. dr.saul rothstien6/25/2010 2:47 AM

    Good morning, Dr.Wies. What a wonderful canvas you paint about San Onofre. Do they have a club we may join, if so is there a waiting list. I'm a Doctor dealing with mental patiants one of you may be familiar, a Mickey Munoz. I look forwars meeting you.

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  11. Chuck Patterson6/25/2010 7:31 AM

    My boyfriend wouldn't kiss me for the first 2 weeks we dated. He said he couldn't date a bad kisser and since he really liked me, he didn't want to take the chance that I didn't know what I was doing. This is the only time a boy wouldn't kiss me because he actually liked me!

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  12. Dearest Chuckie,in the game of love only the strong survive.

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  13. Guess who's back from the dead, and he don't look too good niether.

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  14. 'HUGE' ukelele fest at Casa Romantica this weekend featuring Ssn Onofre's finest strummes from 'Bamboo Room' and points beyond.

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  15. Randy Rod Stroker6/25/2010 6:54 PM

    I'm throwing a party on the 4th of July at The Buffoon Room aka The Rib Trader.The invitees are Teener'Wiener'Tressy,Tom Titt and Big'Dirk'Klod.Terry'Toenail'Tressy was invited but declined because his teet hurt. I'm sure this party will blow away Ephfraimes! That I'm sure!Eats will be cocktail weeners and pulled pork.Lukewarm Buttwiper will be supplied by Sir Sal Gee.The Old Womans Crew is invited.P.s This will be a SCORCHER!

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  16. Slushy Sally6/25/2010 8:28 PM

    I'll be there. Thiers nuthin better than kocktail wienies and pullin Big Kranks pork!

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  17. bloated host6/26/2010 6:41 AM

    Randyh Rod, what the heck is a scorcher. Sounds like a San Onofre charred frankfurter. Do you think the messiah, Huell Howesed will walk on surrounded by Club cling wraps?

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  18. SS DD OW, blown out south wind. Unridable..

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  19. more bad news6/26/2010 8:30 AM

    0830, big south wind, completly blown out, choppy, unridible, murky, hopeless for today Saturday.

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  20. SANO, chilly and windy all day today. Heading for the 'Rib' to meet BK and tie one on big time again.

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  21. more bad news6/26/2010 1:22 PM

    Wind, wind, amd more wind. Flag's are straight out. No relief in sight. Due south, heavy chop, chilly.

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  22. Why in gawd's name would anyone name their child BiG Kook. Why?

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  23. Marty Boogerman6/26/2010 9:05 PM

    I was at the Buffoon Room today. I'm interested in dong a article on Old Womens. I would like to interview,Big Spook, Ted Morhouse and Tummy Titt jr. who the greatest surfers from San O are? If you have any opinions help me out! This article might make TSJ!

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  24. eddie mcbride6/27/2010 6:37 AM

    Martin, there's a dude down here that can surf rings around Big Kook, Jed Morous, and Tom Witt, any day of the week. He's not from the Rib Trader neither. Have you never heard of Lobby Bombard?

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  25. Boogerman, the only way your article will make TSJ is retitle name to "Tripping Up Laguna Canyor
    Road in Search of Pottery Sales".

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  26. Take a look. The closest thing to surf is whitecaps blowing from the south. No waves yesterday, no waves today, no waves tomorrow. Go find work.

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  27. Ever since they shit canned Puttzle and didn't hire Dr.Ralph this San-O Daze has gone to hejj in a handbasket.

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  28. Trouser Trout6/27/2010 10:29 AM

    Why do people drive so fast on the dirt road at San Onofre? I remember a couple times when T-Bird threw a beer bottle at a vehicle, empty of course and when BK threw a plastic bag of his own vomit at another.What happen to the old days?

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  29. 'Trout', the old days are coming back as soon as they rid San Onofre of BK and T-Bird.

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  30. county defender6/27/2010 11:34 AM

    Spotter: T-Bird's in Folsum Pennitentiary serving 3 years for 18 DWI arrests. BK is in pugatory pending his statutory rape case due in court end of July.

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  31. HAW! HAW! HAW!
    THEY ARE BOTH GUILTY AS SIN. I HOPE THEY FRY IN HELL FOT
    EATERNITY

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  32. jake the snake6/27/2010 3:27 PM

    Holu Salami. There are no waxes. None! There's still guys floundereing in the water. Won;t they ever learn.

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  33. 'Snake', cut 'em some slack. I just left that hiddeous 'Nofre
    and them there guys are full on amatures I rode my first wave there, the feller's in the water was kind.

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  34. green store propieter6/28/2010 5:49 AM

    Is today, Monday actually June 24,
    or what's goimg on. Sataurday is July, 4th. Wtf, are you trying to do.

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  35. inspector grady6/28/2010 8:51 AM

    Southern California Mosquito
    Abatement Control District will close San Onofre Surf Beach July 1st through July 3rd, 2012 for treatment on Bldgs. 1/5 Sanistion treatnment.

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