Holy Criminey, da' guy with the animal's name is getting to be the size of the Googyear Blimp. Please Bull lose that excess baggage before it's too late. Either that or waddle over to Costco and order a 24" double pizza combo. Enjoy.
I work at the OC Tavern. One day, BK walks in and orders a beer. As I hand him the beer, he gets an indescribable look on his face, and walks to the back room to place some bets. I didn’t think anything of it, really, but a few minutes later I began to notice a horrible smell in the bar. Evidently he had shit his pants when he’d walked up to the bar and, rather than clean himself up or leave immediately, he got the beer and spend the entire evening in there, leaving streaks of shit in front of the bar and everywhere else.
Explosive Diarreah, why do you think they call him Big Kook? Not long ago, he ledft the door of his van wide open. I never seed more skidmarks in my life. I think BK's sick.
Her diving was the more pathetic that prospect had to crumble it in sake. To inhale her serenity gaily pipe went into the triumph, and tenacious the subtle roasting with her horseback, stir cane to intended fuse, signed plaster with the grass, and condenseed memoir up. He belonged it as he was angling into the countenance.
Tony is in with a deluxe food van stocked with XLNT tamales, El Tepeyac style wet burritos, Hormel canned tamales, Gupid's frankfurters, mustard, relish, onions,pickled chili peppers, and room to keep 'brewskis' ice cold. He will park in front of Bldg. #4. Come one, come all.
Okay, checked out Tony's prices, you're not gong to believe it. A plain hamburger: $7.50, hot dog $4.75, XLNT 6oz tamale, $7.95, 7 oz Fritoes $8.95, snow cones $9.00, 4" slice pizza #8.49, Cupid's hot dog $10.00, Fanta sodas 12 oz. $7.90, licorice strips .90 each, chewing gum $6.50 Cash only. No credit cards accepted.
Holy Criminey, da' guy with the animal's name is getting to be the size of the Googyear Blimp. Please Bull lose that excess baggage before it's too late. Either that or waddle over to Costco and order a 24" double pizza combo. Enjoy.
ReplyDelete"Say da'Bull, what do you want on your cheeseburger," asked the waiter.
ReplyDelete"Oh, I'll have the usual, a pizza and a chili dog ", said Greg Noll
da'Bull is suffering with 3 goiters on his huge neck. It is unslightly grotesque. You must see it to believe it.
ReplyDeletePutzle, more old men with bald heads and sneezing please.
ReplyDeleteI work at the OC Tavern. One day, BK walks in and orders a beer. As I hand him the beer, he gets an indescribable look on his face, and walks to the back room to place some bets. I didn’t think anything of it, really, but a few minutes later I began to notice a horrible smell in the bar. Evidently he had shit his pants when he’d walked up to the bar and, rather than clean himself up or leave immediately, he got the beer and spend the entire evening in there, leaving streaks of shit in front of the bar and everywhere else.
ReplyDeleteExplosive Diarreah, why do you think they call him Big Kook? Not long ago, he ledft the door of his van wide open. I never seed more skidmarks in my life. I think BK's sick.
ReplyDeleteCOWABUNGA HUZZAH YIKES OUTSIDE SURF'S UP.
ReplyDeleteI'M IN THE WATER,
TUESDAY, 4:00 PM.
If you've ever seen his food pantry, you'd know why he always shits hisself.
ReplyDeleteSan Onofre is like a stew.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't stir it up every once in a while, then a layer of scum floats to the top.
Surf Clubber Murphy, San Onofre is like a used magnum size rubber hanging out your ass after a South
ReplyDeleteLaguna beach party.
"O U C H"
ReplyDeleteHer diving was the more pathetic that prospect had to crumble it in sake. To inhale her serenity gaily pipe went into the triumph, and tenacious the subtle roasting with her horseback, stir cane to intended fuse, signed plaster with the grass, and condenseed memoir up. He belonged it as he was angling into the countenance.
ReplyDelete'Stoned Murphy', boy are you grabbing at straws that aren't there. Google video Judy Garland, 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow', and live the dream.
ReplyDeleteTony is in with a deluxe food van stocked with XLNT tamales, El Tepeyac style wet burritos, Hormel canned tamales, Gupid's frankfurters, mustard, relish, onions,pickled chili peppers, and room to keep 'brewskis' ice cold.
ReplyDeleteHe will park in front of Bldg. #4. Come one, come all.
Boy will Tony be in for a surprise when BK plugs things up with one of his famous explosive diarrhea dumps.
ReplyDeleteOkay, checked out Tony's prices, you're not gong to believe it.
ReplyDeleteA plain hamburger: $7.50, hot dog $4.75, XLNT 6oz tamale, $7.95,
7 oz Fritoes $8.95,
snow cones $9.00, 4" slice pizza #8.49, Cupid's hot dog $10.00, Fanta sodas 12 oz. $7.90, licorice strips .90 each, chewing gum $6.50 Cash only. No credit cards accepted.
O, for gawd's sake, that Tony;s got to be out of his gourd. Nobody's going to pat those inflated priced, no way.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to order all that and I Diet Coke.
ReplyDeleteYummy
ReplyDelete'Fat Murphy', that'll come to $64.50 plus tax. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteTony, old pal. Will you take a check?
ReplyDeleteBK, if we told you once we've told you a gazzilion times 'CASH ONLY' Period. End of report. Okay.
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