Gotdamnit, Sydney Carton Esq., will you stop trying to stir the pot. Everyone is aware of sharks at San Onofre. One bit that belly boarder in front of Four Doors yesterday. It was awful, right down to the bone.
Well, Sydney got someones attention alright. It was that San Onofre GWS that chomped off that boys leg and it wan't a pretty sight. Within seconds the place was wall to wall dorsels searching for another victem.
That Sydney Carton Esq., certainly has his gall posting misleading photos of sharks attacking an unidentified shark cage. Are you positive that's not the work of Leonard Turner the imposter?
Leonard is on probation and can no longer drink in public, and that means San Onofre and Doheny State Beach. He'll schitt a brique sideways if they nab him again.
You surf fags make me sick! There was a time not long ago when my people set out with their crew of savages to hunt whales, oil my lily livered landlubber was the name of the game. Hah,says I, you call that a fish, that is a minnow I could use as a pillow as I round The Horn looking for that Albino Moby Dick. Hah, a simple mullet makes you shiver, to Hell with ya!
You surf fags make me sick! There was a time not long ago when my people set out with their crew of savages to hunt whales, oil my lily livered landlubber was the name of the game. Hah,says I, you call that a fish, that is a minnow I could use as a pillow as I round The Horn looking for that Albino Moby Dick. Hah, a simple mullet makes you shiver, to Hell with ya!
While snoozing naked in this guy I’m seeing’s bed, he likes to squeeze my butt checks while quoting Bart Simpson. “Hello, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds, and, uh, I’m a little behind.
O, this is mind boggling. San Clemente camera shows 4 feet, no one out. They're all at San Onofre standing on the log wondering how it's going to be when the tide goes out. Can you believe it.
Sr.Carton, you certainly have an obbsession toward GWS. There's a shark exhibit now open at San Onofre 4 Doors, no admission fee, however, donations to San Onofre Inner City Boys Club are greatly appreciated.
Effective tomorrow, Saturday, 12/2/2011 there will be a new speed limit posted on San Onofre dirt road. Maximum speed shall be 5mph at all times, no exception. First time offenders will be cited $150.00. No exception. Second time offenders be prepared to pay $250.00. No excuses.
Yes that is a shark indeed but just what does that have to do with the fact that Leonard Turner drinks?
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Here, have a beer.
ReplyDeleteKinda like B.K. at the point with all those young surfettes.
ReplyDeleteGotdamnit, Sydney Carton Esq., will you stop trying to stir the pot. Everyone is aware of sharks at San Onofre. One bit that belly boarder in front of Four Doors yesterday. It was awful, right down to the bone.
ReplyDeleteWell, Sydney got someones attention alright. It was that San Onofre GWS that chomped off that boys leg and it wan't a pretty sight. Within seconds the place was wall to wall dorsels searching for another victem.
ReplyDeleteWhat next Carton, Leonard being flogged in front of #4?
ReplyDeleteThat Sydney Carton Esq., certainly has his gall posting misleading photos of sharks attacking an unidentified shark cage. Are you positive that's not the work of Leonard Turner the imposter?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Leonard Turner drink so?
ReplyDelete'Family', guzzling 4% Bud Lite is not drinking. If you must drink, Leonard, try Bacardi 151o with an Everclear floater.
ReplyDeleteThat 'sumbitch' gonna swallow that cage and all them terds on it.
ReplyDeleteLeonard is on probation and can no longer drink in public, and that means San Onofre and Doheny State Beach. He'll schitt a brique sideways if they nab him again.
ReplyDeleteLooka' the size of that ramora. Can you believe it?
ReplyDeleteThe remora is to that shark what J.J. moon is to Tubesteak.
ReplyDeleteYou surf fags make me sick! There was a time not long ago when my people set out with their crew of savages to hunt whales, oil my lily livered landlubber was the name of the game. Hah,says I, you call that a fish, that is a minnow I could use as a pillow as I round The Horn looking for that Albino Moby Dick. Hah, a simple mullet makes you shiver, to Hell with ya!
ReplyDeleteYou surf fags make me sick! There was a time not long ago when my people set out with their crew of savages to hunt whales, oil my lily livered landlubber was the name of the game. Hah,says I, you call that a fish, that is a minnow I could use as a pillow as I round The Horn looking for that Albino Moby Dick. Hah, a simple mullet makes you shiver, to Hell with ya!
ReplyDeleteToday's Wednesday. How long they gonna' run that shark nonsense. What's going on Puttzle?
ReplyDeleteuntil someone gets bit
ReplyDeleteWhile snoozing naked in this guy I’m seeing’s bed, he likes to squeeze my butt checks while quoting Bart Simpson. “Hello, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds, and, uh, I’m a little behind.
ReplyDeleteDay twelve. Ho hum.
ReplyDeleteO, this is mind boggling. San Clemente camera shows 4 feet, no one out. They're all at San Onofre standing on the log wondering how it's going to be when the tide goes out. Can you believe it.
ReplyDeleteSr.Carton, you certainly have an obbsession toward GWS. There's a shark exhibit now open at San Onofre 4 Doors, no admission fee, however, donations to San Onofre Inner City Boys Club are greatly appreciated.
ReplyDeleteDearest Sydney, are you a member of the Carton clan from Odessa OK? If so you may claim your fortune immediatly. Please bring an updated ID.
ReplyDeleteEffective tomorrow, Saturday, 12/2/2011 there will be a new speed limit posted on San Onofre dirt road. Maximum speed shall be 5mph at all times, no exception. First time offenders will be cited $150.00. No exception. Second time offenders be prepared to pay $250.00. No excuses.
ReplyDeleteSharks. Speeding Tickets. Puttzle, where the dickens you going with your Blog anyways?
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is who gives the lifeguards te right to place a Denver Boot on my 4WD because I was crusing above the speed limit?
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