New caddy spotted at the US Open.

New speed trap at Sano.

This Talegalite speeder is ready for the road to Dogpatch.

Ranger P's new PA system for yelling at the speeders.

Without a car Puttzle has to improvise everything, so why not go fishing.

From The Mayors Office

Hey everyone, Just heard from the Puttzman, he still hasn't gotten wet yet! He thinks he may get a car in 3 to 4 weeks so he can go surfing, as Grumpy is not into surfing just yet. He say's he misses everyone and to say Hi, so Hi! More later-------maybe

The Hawaiian Surf Club's 2 new entries for the Baja 1000 offroad race.

New speed trap at SanO catches Talegalite in his new Porche Cayanne on his way to DogPatch.

Puttzle won't allow himself to be Bullyed while shooting speeders.

Ranger Hal Dairywimple show's off the new Environmentally safe Ranger Motorcycle for patroling SanO for speeders.

The Points own Martin Tucker sitting in Board meeting of the "San Onofre School of Beauty"!

Paramedic's arrive at SanO after BicycleJim is attacked by a Stingray at the SandBar!

Road sign posted in front of Puttzles Hilo home.
(Puttz you lucky dog) No wonder you moved.

Mini Mayor takes aim at the hopper.

New paint at SanO Kiosk done by the Talegalites.

Rangers at SanO try new way to crack down on speeders.

US Marine diver was attacked by White shark while on maneuvers off San Onofre.

Grumpy's camper arrives in Hilo!

Talegalite speeder crashes into motor home on way to Old Mans!

The sign in Puttzles living room.

Dingo showing off his skill's.

The Dale Velzy Memorial Service had a very large turn-out, and the paddle-out(center&right) was awesome to see!

Ever wonder what goes on in the morning lineup while waiting for the gate to open? One of these "could" be the Mayor and the other "could" be Puttzle. Dingo would never participate in something so juvenile!

Mayor Makes Two Hole-In-Ones In Same Round Of Golf

SAN CLEMENTE, Ca. -- Murphy the Mayor was awfully happy to make a hole-in-one during a recent round of golf. So, moments later, he did it again. Murphy, 60, got the first one Tuesday on his third hole of the day, the par 3, 17th, as he played in a Beach MayorsTour event at Shrecliffs Golf Club in San Clemente. His second came on the par 3, 10th. The odds of making two aces in the same round are 67 million to one, according to the National Golf Foundation. "I hit it well, it faded a little right, bounced, then rolled and hit the pin. We all heard it, but I was not sure if it went in until I got to the green," Murphy said of the first hole-in-one. He used a pitching wedge from 120 yards. He used a four wood from 190 yards for the second ace. "It hit on the front of the green, rolled up, hit the pin and went in. We could not believe it," Murphy said. Murphy finished in fourth place. Murphy got the aces with the same ball. He said he didn't think about putting it away after the first. After almost losing it a couple of times, he had it in his pocket. "I don't think I'll use it again," he said.

Several whales washed up at San Onofre yesterday and San-O Daze cameras were there!

Puttzles new home goes up in Hawaii.

SanO rules say motor homes can not put out their awnings, but they say nothing about their Porta-Potties!

Mini Mayor loves to golf with the Mayor, except when its time to tee off.

Eat your heart out PUTTZ, I found the perfect fishing buddy.

From The Mayors Office

Well Dale Velzy's Memorial Services was a great success. Thousands showed up for the event and hundreds went into the water for the paddle out. Almost every surfing Legend was there that could make it. People I haven't seen in over 35 years were there too. It was good to see everyone there to Honor the Father of the Modern longboard. The paddle out was awsome, with everyone joining hands, then the chanting started, Velzy, Velzy Velzy it was thunderous, then a Red White and Blue WWII p51 Mustang warplane buzzed the crowd in the water several times in Honor of Velzy. I even got to paddle out because at 11am yesterday I got my cast removed from my foot, so I'm going to try getting back in the water Friday and even maybe try some golf tomorrow. And as for you UNT, we make fun of you because we miss you (for now) and if it real offends you we'll stop. (like hell we will) Dingo is behind it all, he has been ragging on you ever since you left. The surf has been marginal, with the typical June Gloom, but I don't care because I can go in the water again. See you all in the water, more later------maybe

This car belongs to the Talegalite that was feeding the Seagulls.

The Seagull nesting area has been found to be an SUV owned by a Talegalite.

DON'T LOOK UP! SEAGULLS A BIG PROBLEM AT SAN ONOFRE

The sky above the San Onofre comes alive with a swarm of ravenous seagulls, searching for shiny victims in the parking lot. "I went out there, and it was like a thing from The Birds", Murphy the mayor said, referring to the Alfred Hitchcock film. The state's Public Protection and Safety Committee asked Hal Dairywimple on Tuesday night to draft an ordinance forbidding the feeding of seagulls. Area surfers complained that thousands of seagulls are nesting in Kukai Canyon and are terrorizing surfers and cars alike with hails of feces. The situation is made worse when people feed the birds, they say. "People have been coming over there with 5-gallon pails, feeding the birds", said Murphy, "and the poop problem is quickly becoming a health concern". "I dont want to see somebody get sick over this," Murphy said. John Starwarz attempted to scare the birds away using a radio-controlled plastic peregrine falcon, but said he backed off once he realized the birds were nesting in the area. "Permanently removing the seagulls could be tricky", Dairywimple said. "They are a protected species and permits are needed to physically force them out". "But if the state eliminates the food source, he said, the birds may not be as connected to the area." .

Puttzle's new girl friend. She loves to help the homeless!

Puttzle has fallen on hard times. Grumpy kicked him out and he has not a dime to his name. This is the last known photo of him in downtown Hilo. Please give your generous donation the Mayor and you can trust that he will get every penny to the once great Unt Puttzle.

MASSIVE RED TIDE CLOSES SAN ONOFRE

Monday June 13, 2005 3:31 PM
SAN ONOFRE (AP) - An outbreak of toxic red tide algae that has shut down most fishing and surfing from Doheny to Trails and forced state officials to close federal waters, extending the affected area by thousands of square miles. On Friday, the state parks ordered everyone to stop using federal fishing and surfing areas and asked federal officials to extend that ban to out-of staters . The move extends the ban for state fishing and surfing from three miles from shore to 100 miles from shore. Toxins produced by the algae contaminate fish and the water, making it unsafe for people and animals to be in. It is the worst red tide along the California coast since 1872. California has declared a state of emergency, seeking federal disaster relief for the fishing and surfing industrys. Gov. Schwarzenegger said the red tide is costing the state about $3 million per week. The algae that causes red tide has yearly growth surges. This year, strong easterly and northeasterly wind has blown in a particularly heavy algae population that has flourished in warmer coastal water.

From The Mayors Office

Well today I go see the doctor about my foot. I'm dying to get back in the water and back on the links. Puttlze seems to be happy where he is and I hope he will get some waves to show us soon. I hear the locals are up in arms because he has been shooting pictures of speeders. The farmers with their ox-carts are really pissed along with the bicycle riders. He has been trying to form a new surf club called the "Talegalite Surfing Club, Hilo Chapter" he's been having meetings in his Little Grass Shack but the only ones to show are Pigs, Chickens and a stray dog from time to time (sounds like San Onofre chapter doesn't it). It seems Dingo has found a new hobby, but he won't say what it is and all I can tell you is there is a lot of new scuff marks on the dumpsters down at bathroom 4. More later------maybe

The Mayor went to the Doctor today to see about getting his cast removed. It sems they found a few other problems as you can see by this shot from a hidden camera.

MAN SEES SMALL TORNADO IN HAWAII

HAWAII– A man on the big island of Hawaii says he watched a small tornado rip through his backyard on Sunday afternoon. Puttzle Kamehameha was at home when the wind suddenly became very stormy. When he looked out his window, he saw swirling winds tear the roof off his woodshed. "It just picked the roof right off and took it right in the air and took it out here about a 150 feet and dropped it again," Puttzle said. "It landed right in the dooryard, right on the trunk of the car. It did a lot of damage to the car. Really we didn't have time to think of anything, it just come on right so quick." That was the only report of a tornado in the Hawaiian area, but many people witnessed the strong winds, stirred up by thunderstorms. They're still cleaning fallen trees, branches and scattered roofing shingles. There were no reports of anyone getting hurt.

THE PUTTZLE ESTATE

New, only at Talega surf&Sport, for rewinding those great surf DVD's

The new McDonalds in Talega.

New style homes are built in Talega.

She has got to be a Blonde with a dye job.

New sign in bathroom 4

Must belong to one of the blonde bikini contestants.

Talegalites posing at the sandbar.

Is it true what they say about BLONDES? Look at the number cards.

The Mayor with his new caddie

Some golf quotes for Murphy

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. -- Jim Murray
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. -- Ted Ray
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. -- Ed Furgol
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. -- Renee Hicks
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. -- Hank Aaron
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adams
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. -- Arnold Palmer
I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators. -- Gerald R. Ford
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. -- Leslie Nielsen
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law. -- H. G. Wells (Bealby, 1915)

Puttzle's boards have arrived and here is a shot that Grumpy took of his first wave.

UNDERWEAR THIEVES RETURN TO SAN ONOFRE

SAN ONOFRE, Ca. (AP) - Robbers who strike while wearing only underwear, their bodies slathered with oil to make them slippery and harder to catch, have resurfaced at San Onofre Surf Beach. Two unidentified, underwear-clad burglars robbed cars and RV's at the southern end of Dogpatch on May 30, Ranger Hal Dairywimple said. Rangers thought they had quashed the "underwear gang" last year, the report said. They apparently wear only underwear in an attempt to make themselves harder to identify. Beach locals had started a community watch program to prevent such crimes, Dairywimple said. But "the underwear thieves resurfaced because the locals stopped," he said.

Apparently they wear the underwear on their heads so as not to be reconized.

A new key for Dingo's keyboard

Rare whale sited at SanO

The new traffic light in Talega