This rolling piece of San Onofre history is for sale....CHEAP! BK's going to junk it come the end of the week if no one wants it.

Murphy is in the locker room at the golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and Murphy engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Murphy: "Hello"
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club"?
Murphy: "Yes"
Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?”
Murphy: "A grand, sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models, I saw one I really liked."
Murphy: "How much?"
Woman: $90,000."
Murphy: "Okay but for $90,000, I want it with all the options."
Woman: Great! Oh, and one more thing... the house I wanted last year is back on the market - they're asking $950,000."
Murphy: 'Well, go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. I not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly a pretty good price."
Woman: "Okay I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
Murphy: "Bye, I love you, too."
Murphy hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

The caterer for last weekends longboard event being detained at the kiosk. Mr.Tubesteak was later let in after a few rounds with state health inspectors.

If you promise your at least 18 years old, then you can look at this picture.

The rock formations of Trail 6.

New drivers test question

This is why Drralph was kicked out of Hollywood. These actresses were beautiful until they went to Drralph for cosmetic surgery.

New urinals installed in bathrooms at Trail 6!

We can only guess as to who this house belongs to!

This was spotted at San Onofre this last weekend.

A few more politicians doing the right thing! Click here.

Did any of you see that catamaran off of the sand bar yesterday?

Family day at Trail 6.

Dear blog Monitor

"Whoever wrote the ten commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept but they can be understood."
In response to you're resent comment to my post. Have you only three commandments?
Because I am a southern gentleman I will afford you the opportunity to defend you're remarks.
Perhaps we can discuss this matter in a gentlemanly way in chambers.
Forgive me if I have been vexatious, but do not try to take away one of my rights.
Am I insulting you? Yes. Am I challenging you? I think not, that is until my glove meets the side of you're face.

New signs have gone up around the bathrooms at Trail 6.

Puttzle! Say it isn't so!

It's a start! At least some lawmakers represent the US and not Mexico! Click here.

Typical of what one might see at San Onofre after dark.

Sad but true...

Exit

This is my departure from the cave at trail 1. Wow !!!!!! what a ride.

Will Rogers Says

`We'll hold the distinction of being the only Nation in the history of the world that ever went to the poor house in an automobile.`

Not funny anymore

It seems that mom and dad thought it would be fun to bury the twins at low tide, however when mom and dad went out to surf the tide started coming in alittle to fast.

Whats for lunch?

This 20' Python was found hanging around the San Onofre check point, its seems it has been feeding on illegals who try and hop the fence to avoid being caught by the Border Patrol.

You remember the juvenile Great whites of Trail 1 from several years ago? Fluffy and Sparky they were called. Well, they're all grown up now.

This is Trail 1.

Surfed Trail 1 on Saturday. Most of the toilets were busted. This was the line waiting for one one the ones that worked.

Look for this years new "LAMBORGHINI" built in maywood Ca. by illegal immigrants. The factory is right next door to Home Depot!

Southern Hemi

In case you are bummed that there is a long board classic this weekend at Sano, here's what Doheny looks like.

THANKS, BUT NO THANKS!

Typical of protesters, not all of them are on the same page or have any clue as to what they're protesting.

Jose can you si.......

I really can't make a connection to San Onofre or illegals with this. But I do have one question. Exactly how does one wipe ones ass with fingernails like that?

The strange plantlife of Trail 6

San Onofre power plant security guards found this boy living in the old under ground storage area. He said he has been living there since his parents illegally immigrated to the US from mexico, about 12 years ago!

ONE TRACK MIND

I got of track for a moment, but now I'm ok. I can here the ocean calling me.

Who is bulding this

Construction is where a big bite can be felt. I myself don't give any competitive bids. Most of my competitors employee Mexicans. I ask them how can you do that? All they say is, that's how things are done now. All of my work is from a circle general contractors that live and work by the old ways. And by word of mouth. A lot of what you see being built in and around OC is by out of state company's with out of state subs who hire illegals. So the next time you have that remodel done or buy a house, make sure the people that are going to do the work are at the very least citizen's of the good old US and reside somewhere around here. Oh, and stop taking your SUV to the car wash.

BK is walking down the dirt road near the point at San Onofre and sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?"
"Are you nuts?!!" she replies and keeps walking away. He turns around, doubles back on the beach and gets to the woman by 4 doors.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen, you! I'm not that kind of woman! Got it???!!!"
So the BK runs down the beach and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmm. $10,000 dollars, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let's go behind bathroom #4 over there."
So they go behind bathroom #4 where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most beautiful, perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he grabs them, starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them... but not biting them.
The woman finally gets very annoyed and asks, "Hey!!! Are you gonna bite them or not!!?" "Nah", replies BK. "Costs too much!"

Did you notice how clear the water was yesterday??

Moving right along. Here is some of my recent work. She isn't fat or black but....

THIS GUY SUCKS

This is Tony Valdez, he's an America newscaster, I sure hope not for long. His station should have fired him on the spot!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

illegal immigrant; noun [C] (US ALSO illegal alien) someone who goes to live or work in another country when they do not have the legal right to do this.

This man left the barber shop and could'nt figure out why everyone started calling him shithead!

Translation: Your car will be stolen by illegal alien gang members.

NO COMMENT NEEDED

Someone requested this. Go Figure?

Each new Park Ranger is issued a gun, handcuffs, patch, and donut case. There should be a surplus of law enforcement equipment out there as was painfully obvious yesterday that the border patrol certainly does not have any desire to use what was issued to them!

Another one of those danged photoshoots at San Onofre. At least this one should appease both Brownhole and the fatchick lovers at once.

What's next? The world?

Is this a show of solidarity or a golden opportunity to round em up and move em out?

You got it Mexican horse shoes.

Our readership to this blog is now worldwide as can be seen in this photo from Iraq.

The Tijuana carnival is coming to town. This ferris wheel looks exiting.

Wet back?