SAN ONOFRE, Calif. -- Citing the fact that nearly no serious accidents occur in bumper-tobumper traffic, the TCA is adopting a plan to cover Orange County with 10-lane highways that have one-lane bridges and overpasses in each direction every few miles.
"By forcing five lanes of high-speed traffic onto a onelane bridge each way, we will even slash the number of fender benders," boasts a TCA. planner. "And I guarantee no traffic fatalities -- it's difficult to be killed in a car traveling an average of 5 m.p.h.
"In some places, the backups will have backups, creating perfect 100 percent safety for Orange County drivers. Hey, we're saving lives here!"
That looks like the line to get into SanO on Sat&Sunday mornings!
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