Monday, June 19, 2006

Pillsbury Dough Boy Death A Hoax

San Clemente (UPI) The Pillsbury Dough Boy is alive. He was photographed by an operative of The blog monitor while attempting to flee the photographer this Sunday at San Onofre Surf Beach. There is a rumor that he entered the Federal Witness Protection Program for unknown reasons. Official sources won't comment. It is suspected that an imposter was involved in the faking of his death and quickie funeral.
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20 comments:

  1. Anonymous6/19/2006 2:40 PM

    Is that Dingo just to the left of the next trash bin down the road?

    Is Dingo in on the hoax?

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  2. Sydney Carton, Esquire6/19/2006 3:03 PM

    MM&J:

    Here's an enlargement if that helps.

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  3. Anonymous6/19/2006 3:50 PM

    I see, right to left,
    little girl, labrador, bare chested man, off white T-shirt man, poodle.

    Anyone else?

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  4. Anonymous6/19/2006 7:07 PM

    little girl: sadie
    lab: moxie
    bare chested man: alfie
    T shirit man: sealie

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  5. Anonymous6/20/2006 10:46 AM

    Okay, tits, then give us the right IDs.

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  6. Anonymous6/20/2006 11:46 AM

    Does that put Dingo in the clear?

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  7. Anonymous6/20/2006 2:08 PM

    I think it does, but he still needs to explain his involvment. Is he is the witness protection program?

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  8. Anonymous6/20/2006 2:18 PM

    He knows what happened to Little Timmy.

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  9. Anonymous6/20/2006 4:31 PM

    Is the Dough Boy running for that motorhome in the previous picture?

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  10. Anonymous6/21/2006 7:02 AM

    He's running from the big surf!

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  11. Anonymous6/21/2006 7:12 AM

    brownhole photographed at world cup

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  12. Anonymous6/21/2006 7:20 AM

    just another day at the point

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  13. Anonymous6/21/2006 7:32 AM

    San Clemente CSI sketch artist releases sketch of dingo as he may look today in disguise.

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  14. Anonymous6/21/2006 7:48 AM

    another Dingo disguise?

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  15. Anonymous6/21/2006 7:51 AM

    San Clemente mayor warns citizens that Dingo, in disguise, may be hiding out in plain sight

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  16. Anonymous6/21/2006 7:59 AM

    San Clemente CSI sketch artist releases second sketch of Dingo as he may appear today

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  17. Anonymous6/21/2006 8:26 AM

    updated sketch of possible Dingo disguise, based on eyewitness accounts, released by San Clemente CIS

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  18. Anonymous6/21/2006 8:46 AM

    final sketch of possible Dingo disguise released by San Clemente CIS, with a warning, "Dingo could look like anyone,don't open your door to strangers, and maybe not even those who look like your own family members."

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  19. Anonymous6/21/2006 11:24 AM

    It's a linking frenzey.

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  20. Anonymous6/21/2006 4:18 PM

    I think a certain esquire has too much time at his disposal.

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