Thank God, or Tubesteak (I get them confused -- especially after I've huffed some chocolate rain), for this information. We need to keep our children safe and we can all breathe easier thanks to this warning.
What are qualifications to be accepted by the bathroom 4 guys. My name is Seth, I work at the state fair in the breeding shed. Sounds as if there's hung guys looking for action.
Archy Rice showed me how to do this years ago, "shit bonging" he called it. When he was done taking a hit he would light the "shit bong" and use it as a Roman Cocktail usually at the expense of some poor old lady's front door.
I'm never one to miss an opportunity when presented with one.
With that said, while you're down there. Roll one for me, not to tight. I'll bring the Tequilla and a lighter, with any luck we'll be riding the Margarita "bike" by 10.
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That's good sheet, man. Lemme' have some. Should that intr not be Bldg. #4, toilet 1&2?
ReplyDeleteAnd to think I've been flushing it down for all these years!
ReplyDeleteDoug, sorry to tell you, but when the bottles empty the bottles empty.
ReplyDeleteWhat a gold mine in the crapper at Pedros!
ReplyDeleteFinally a home based business that requires no inital financing.
ReplyDeleteAfter extensive research and polling the homeless junkies around the pier.
Street value set at 20 bucks a dump.If you want to upgrade to gold, it's an extra 10 to add regular urine.
To go platinum it'll cost you 40 bucks. Urine 100% guarenteed NOT to pass a drug test.
Dial 1-866-EAT-Shit to place an order. Please allow 24 hours to process. you will be notified for pick up.
Bring your own container.
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Thank God, or Tubesteak (I get them confused -- especially after I've huffed some chocolate rain), for this information. We need to keep our children safe and we can all breathe easier thanks to this warning.
ReplyDeleteHey now, S&L, WTF pier you talking about, the Hermosa, Manhattan, Malibu, Rincon, c'mon which pier.
ReplyDeleteLeRoy, what a wonderful name. Reminds me of LeRoy Grannis and LeRoy Vardeman, and Baby LeRoy too.
ReplyDeleteI once had a pig named Leroy.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, this is the most fascinating thing. I, too, have a pig name LeRoy.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that quirky or what. His last name is Brown.
What are qualifications to be accepted by the bathroom 4 guys. My name is Seth, I work at the state fair in the breeding shed. Sounds as if there's hung guys looking for action.
ReplyDeleteLeROY, you da' Bryd. Alright.
ReplyDeleteYou can get the same high by smelling one of my farts.
ReplyDeleteBy the way Sweet, you've got me rolling on the floor.
ReplyDeleteArchy Rice showed me how to do this years ago, "shit bonging" he called it. When he was done taking a hit he would light the "shit bong" and use it as a Roman Cocktail usually at the expense of some poor old lady's front door.
ReplyDeleteWow Doc I'm flattered...
ReplyDeleteI'm never one to miss an opportunity when presented with one.
With that said, while you're down there. Roll one for me, not to tight. I'll bring the Tequilla and a lighter, with any luck we'll be riding the Margarita "bike" by 10.
Invite a friend and we'll call it a party...
:)
All gased and ready to go.
ReplyDeleteSOMEBODY, please change the sheets. Nothing more boring than yesterdays news.
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