Stock Market values based on todays market

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then recycled the aluminum cans, you would have $214.00 today.

Based on the above, the best current investment is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg!