Monday, October 27, 2008

There once was a surfer of class...Who had a bad case of the gas...He lifted one cheek, and attempted the sneak...And got a brown stain on his ass...

Looks like somebody left their skivvy's on the dumpster. But something is amiss....

Lets move in for a closer inspection...
Now thats just not right!

12 comments:

  1. Wondeful!

    A new low for San-O Daze!

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  2. There once was a rabbi
    From Keats who could
    Circumcise very neat
    But on the Passover
    They kicked his ass over
    He was selling the
    Clippings for meat

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  3. I was at the beach that day and I am sorry that I left those there. I was drinking at the "Trader" all morning long and by the time I waited through the line I just could not hold on. The accident happened in my van but I put my shorts up there just to air them out. Sorry.

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  4. You ain't alone Billy Boy, I always have that problem.

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  5. A fart is such a useful thing
    it brings you lots of ease
    it warms the bed on winter nights
    and suffocates the fleas.

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  6. Oh yeah, The Trader was spit'n out that day. B.K. and Jetty Eddy were the sole survivors.Once again J.T. pulled it off,he should work for the NTRA.I saw Stewie win the first race with the Firemen and that was all she wrote. I'm suprised he made it all the way to the beach.

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  7. with all the hair and what looks like straw in that load, I want to know what bill stewart was eating..

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  8. Good question W.I.A.F.D.

    We must find out what sort of diet Mr. Stewart is on. From the looks of things, he needs to cut back on the fiber!

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  9. Dingo, you are Johnny on the spot!
    Nice work!

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  10. That reminds me, whatever happened to Hall of Famer, Henry Ford?

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  11. Speaking of Henry Ford, did this kicky Blog read the OCR cover story of Mr.
    Four Doors, Sheriff Bob. Hes a wonderful guy. I can't understand why they pay so much attention to that awful, Murphy

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  12. As I said , I was drinking at "The Trader" during the Breeders Cup races. I had 4 hotdogs and a coupla pitchers, that's it. I ate a boatload of pot brownies the night before though.

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