The good news is that since a Hawaiian won, they will most likely have the event in the islands next year. You leg-humpers will have to travel to see your heros.
I spoke to the Head Judge yesterday,according to F.Henry,Nat Young and the entire Team at Oxbow,they are willing to settle.They want to know what the "great locals of san'o want?" I asked them if I could have some time to think about it. "Sure, sure, we'll see you midday on Sunday" I'll be there, what about you?
Hint: all you sniveling whiners check the 2008 ASP rule book. There's a Vblog Sunday how they had you guys without a kiss. Hint #2: ASP jugges want to be invited back. This is Austrailian stuff. when they say frog you jump,
The Asp longboard tour is for the guys who got their asses kicked by Slater. They couldn't hack it as shortboarders so they used the 'ol 9'0 as a crutch.They wouldn't know what to do with a 10' Jacobs if their life depended upon it. That excludes;Tommy Witt,Brad Vetter, Colin McPhillips, Baggs, and Star warz.
F. France, you'd best wake up,smell the croissants, get on with your stupid, naive, life. Yes, F.Henry Ford has packed up his 'dog and pony' show and moved on. Now, San Onofre can get back to their special week, the old timers are coming back. Luaus, volley ball, trophies, Vice President's letter, grading the road,provide VB nets,and promote the lackluster beach lifestyle.
B.K. has been arrested again! The security agent for Oxbow called Ranger Dairywimple when he witnessed "A tall guy,grumpy looking,trying to make off with some tools from our staging area." F.Henry denied knowing B.K. and said "Haul 'em away". Most witnesses said B.K. was merely looking for spare change underneath the bleachers. I hope he'll be okay.
Oh no, Paul, say it ain't so. BK's still on the three strike program. What's wrong with him, anyways. We thought Diarywimple was working Sacramento. Who are we to believe?
Fially, closure. F.Henry treated Murphy to Sunday brunch with his Oxbow Int. gift certificates. That just about clinches it for me. Where, Fisherman's, San Clemente pier.
Ah yes, Roy Flush, It is true Dairywimple is patrolling The Delta. Nontheless,all police activity at San Onofre State Beach is still funneled his way.Although he is not present,he still rules.I also received a call from Nat Young,B.K. has been bailed out. Nat says it was in thanks for the loaner board he's been riding for the past week.
Don Cram, Chiat Day, add agency representing Cal Cooler oays handsomely, however, smoll potatos compared to Oxbow's payout to F.Henry's six figure income from Oxbow Int.
Murphy you kiss ass leg humper!
ReplyDeleteDid you get his autograph and your picture with him too?
The good news is that since a Hawaiian won, they will most likely have the event in the islands next year. You leg-humpers will have to travel to see your heros.
ReplyDeleteWitt and Vetter were ripped off.
ReplyDeleteYou can bet the boat it won't be in California again. Total four day attendance was estimated to be 750.What a flop.And I didn't even get a tee shirt.
ReplyDeleteGet ready for the F. Henry Ford Stand Up Paddle competition next spring! You can bet the boat on this one!
ReplyDeleteIts surfing news guys, this is still a surfing blog sometimes! I just thought some real surfers might want to know.
ReplyDeleteBetter a Hawaiian win it than some frenchy!
ReplyDeleteDon't go getting all logical on us Murphy. We're perfectly capable of not making sense on our own!
ReplyDeleteI spoke to the Head Judge yesterday,according to F.Henry,Nat Young and the entire Team at Oxbow,they are willing to settle.They want to know what the "great locals of san'o want?" I asked them if I could have some time to think about it. "Sure, sure, we'll see you midday on Sunday" I'll be there, what about you?
ReplyDeletelittle tommy witt got hosed by the asp frog squad or whoever they are,wheres the party?
ReplyDeleteHint: all you sniveling whiners check the 2008 ASP rule book. There's a Vblog Sunday how they had you guys without a kiss. Hint #2: ASP jugges want to be invited back. This is Austrailian stuff. when they say frog you jump,
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Hands, the party's over.
ReplyDeleteThe Asp longboard tour is for the guys who got their asses kicked by Slater. They couldn't hack it as shortboarders so they used the 'ol 9'0 as a crutch.They wouldn't know what to do with a 10' Jacobs if their life depended upon it. That excludes;Tommy Witt,Brad Vetter, Colin McPhillips, Baggs, and Star warz.
ReplyDeleteLongboards, what's wit youse guys? Next they'll have heats for San Onofre whiners wearing water wings. That's right, water wings.
ReplyDeleteKnee deep in trash today at Oldmans.
ReplyDeleteDon't lift a finger F. Henry, Oxbow and the Brazilians. The "little people" that frequent the beach will clean up after your sorry asses.
And all the beer bottles? You don't worry about the other rules so why worry about alcohol and glass containers!
Murphy's picture of the trash was right on the money!
F. France, you'd best wake up,smell the croissants, get on with your stupid, naive, life. Yes,
ReplyDeleteF.Henry Ford has packed up his 'dog and pony' show and moved on. Now, San Onofre can get back to their special week, the old timers are coming back.
Luaus, volley ball, trophies, Vice President's letter, grading the road,provide VB nets,and promote the lackluster beach lifestyle.
Mr. Neon, Google ADR.
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this guy was screweing a dude in the restroom at bathroom four, he is a hell of anm athelete, but definately gay, as are most hawaiians.
ReplyDeleteAnon #4, we hear you. When did you realize Hawaiians are homos?
ReplyDeleteI know the upcoming "Murphy Classic" will be run with professionalism and respect for the locals. What were the dates on that again Murph?
ReplyDeleteSixty, never mind. Murphy is last week's news.
ReplyDeleteOxbow Int. payout fees released. F. Hery (Hank) Ford received a payout of$86,500.00 fee as contest director, payable USA cash. Way to go, Hank.
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tHAT 'Murphy For Laughs' sure likes those wierd kind of photos such as elephants with nude boys and pachyderms (elephants).
ReplyDeleteNext stop Japan. Get on the bus or stop groveling.
ReplyDeleteMake a new plan, Stan
ReplyDeleteGet a new toy, Roy.
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B.K. has been arrested again! The security agent for Oxbow called Ranger Dairywimple when he witnessed "A tall guy,grumpy looking,trying to make off with some tools from our staging area." F.Henry denied knowing B.K. and said "Haul 'em away". Most witnesses said B.K. was merely looking for spare change underneath the bleachers. I hope he'll be okay.
ReplyDeleteOh no, Paul, say it ain't so. BK's still on the three strike program. What's wrong with him, anyways. We thought Diarywimple was working Sacramento. Who are we to believe?
ReplyDeletenow that definitely doesn't deserve a comment
ReplyDeleteFially, closure. F.Henry treated Murphy to Sunday brunch with his Oxbow Int. gift certificates. That just about clinches it for me. Where, Fisherman's, San Clemente pier.
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Ah yes, Roy Flush, It is true Dairywimple is patrolling The Delta. Nontheless,all police activity at San Onofre State Beach is still funneled his way.Although he is not present,he still rules.I also received a call from Nat Young,B.K. has been bailed out. Nat says it was in thanks for the loaner board he's been riding for the past week.
ReplyDeleteHow in Hades did Nat Young allow himself to be in concert with BK. Next they'll want Terry Beard in the nest.
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Swoosh, you must be under contract with Nike. Tiger makes $1500 per minute. How much do you think California Cooler pays?
ReplyDeleteI heard f. henry ford asked some of the san onofre surf club members to brunch, but they said no because they didn't want to have to eat crow!
ReplyDeleteDon Cram, Chiat Day, add agency representing Cal Cooler oays handsomely, however, smoll potatos compared to Oxbow's payout to F.Henry's six figure income from Oxbow Int.
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