Mr.Carton Esq., sir. That is going to be my Easter Sunday tribute to all relatives who arrive this glorious weekend. I'm contacting Blog Mgt. to play this annualy.
SS DD OW LA LA LAND OW Whai's it all about, Alfie. Where do I get in line. Is the dirt road closed, it's raining cats and dogs. What am I going to do. It's only Tuesday Carton. Alreasy you ruined our Easter weekend.
Good Gawd Syd, when you rarely come up to bat, it's always a home run. These other guys couldn't carry your jock strap. And what an excellent tribute to El Tuberoo.
Wait until this Sunday, it'll be closed down by 8am for sure. Better get there by 0600 hours or you're outta luck.
I hear that Tubesteak is putting on an Easter Egg Hunt for all the kiddies too, should be a helluva turn out. He is personally hiding 100 dozen colored hard boiled eggs.
hopefully the little bastards will find all of the eggs. Hard boiled eggs will emit toxic fumes and gases after only a few days under the sand in sunlight. We would sure hate to shut down the beach due to a Hazardous Materials Emergency and have to bill the SOSC BOD.
The Democrats are now squawking about guns flowing from the US to Mexico to arm the drug cartels. They're also squawking about the drugs coming from Mexico to the US. Being Democrats, they don't see the obvious solution: Build a fucking fence. Of course, if we did that we wouldn't get as many future Democrat voters (illegal aliens) in this country.
"People at San Onofre are nuts."
ReplyDelete"so they can get in line to wait in line"
ReplyDeleteMr.Carton Esq., sir. That is going to be my Easter Sunday tribute to all relatives who arrive this glorious weekend. I'm contacting Blog Mgt. to play this annualy.
ReplyDelete"Same shit different day, or worse."
ReplyDelete"These people are in LA LA land."
ReplyDeleteYou must be referring to Murphy and his gang of pre-dawn idiots.
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ReplyDeleteLA LA LAND OW
Whai's it all about, Alfie.
Where do I get in line.
Is the dirt road closed, it's raining cats and dogs.
What am I going to do. It's only Tuesday Carton. Alreasy you ruined
our Easter weekend.
[fed up]
BRAVO! Sydney Carton Esq. You da' Byrd.
ReplyDeleteBest post this year!
ReplyDeleteI heard bout this at the union hall. Carton you rule.
ReplyDeleteGood Gawd Syd, when you rarely come up to bat, it's always a home run. These other guys couldn't carry your jock strap. And what an excellent tribute to El Tuberoo.
ReplyDeleteOf course he's been watching tubes v-blog 24/7 for the past 10 months to put this together!
ReplyDeleteI agree, Sy Esq, this one takes the cake. Long may you post.
ReplyDeleteThe star of San-O Daze continues to shine, thanks to Sydney Carton Esquire III Jr.
ReplyDeleteWhat line? There ain't no line at Old Man's. I drove right in. What's your problem, oh what.
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Wait until this Sunday, it'll be closed down by 8am for sure. Better get there by 0600 hours or you're outta luck.
ReplyDeleteI hear that Tubesteak is putting on an Easter Egg Hunt for all the kiddies too, should be a helluva turn out. He is personally hiding 100 dozen colored hard boiled eggs.
'Bunny', knowing Tubes and his love fot children, I bet his egg hunt will center arond Bldg. #4, toilets 1&2.. He is kind of a prankster.
ReplyDeletehopefully the little bastards will find all of the eggs. Hard boiled eggs will emit toxic fumes and gases after only a few days under the sand in sunlight. We would sure hate to shut down the beach due to a Hazardous Materials Emergency and have to bill the SOSC BOD.
ReplyDeleteHazerdous Material, piss on the SOSC BOD. The children will eat the eggs, become ill the have to leave the beach. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
ReplyDeleteThat S,Carton Esq. sure is funny. We, here at the home, look forward to his topics.
ReplyDeleteThe Democrats are now squawking about guns flowing from the US to Mexico to arm the drug cartels. They're also squawking about the drugs coming from Mexico to the US. Being Democrats, they don't see the obvious solution: Build a fucking fence. Of course, if we did that we wouldn't get as many future Democrat voters (illegal aliens) in this country.
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