Murphy hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked him.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," Murphy replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" Murphy said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $575.00 for my San Onofre Point jacket, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my head, and I thought: I just paid $30.00 for this red Dewey Weber team hat, I'm not shooting myself in the head."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
Awww, come on. Where's Sydney Carton Jr. Esq. and Tubes. Blogs move forward, not backwards.
ReplyDeleteIt kinda does sound like Sid and Tube though.
ReplyDeleteanon' #2, it shor' do.
ReplyDeleteMurphy hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off.
ReplyDelete"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked him.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," Murphy replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" Murphy said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $575.00 for my San Onofre Point jacket, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my head, and I thought: I just paid $30.00 for this red Dewey Weber team hat, I'm not shooting myself in the head."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
So then,
ReplyDeleteSo then,
So then,
"So then along came Jones", well you know the rest.