Murphy was married and happy, but he had one complaint. His wife was always nursing sick birds.
One day he came home to find a Roadrunner on his roof, a robin coughing in the living room. In the dining room a bluebird had its wing in a sling. He went to the kitchen where he found his wife cuddling a half-frozen bird.
"We've got to get these #*@#! birds out of here," he yelled. Replied his wife, "Please, dear....
'DoDo', you must immediatly join the WGA as fast as possible. You are very talented. The WGA is acronym for Writers Guild of America. Your piece would command $1,500.00 easily on network.
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WTF, what point dreaners? There is no point at all,
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Wait, I'm confused. What is the sandbar and what is the point? I just see birds on a sandy beach.
ReplyDeletewith that crowd, I bet they had to get in line to wait in line...so what's the point ??
ReplyDeleteMurphy was married and happy, but he had one complaint. His wife was always nursing sick birds.
ReplyDeleteOne day he came home to find a Roadrunner on his roof, a robin coughing in the living room. In the dining room a bluebird had its wing in a sling. He went to the kitchen where he found his wife cuddling a half-frozen bird.
"We've got to get these #*@#! birds out of here," he yelled. Replied his wife, "Please, dear....
no bad language in front of the chilled wren."
'DoDo', you must immediatly join the WGA as fast as possible. You are very talented. The WGA is acronym for Writers Guild of America. Your piece would command $1,500.00 easily on network.
ReplyDeleteA duck walks into a drug store and buys a chapstick. The clerk says, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck says, "Just put it on my bill!"
ReplyDeleteTwo vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
ReplyDeleteMurphy and Puttzle were sitting on the beach pondering whether there really is a point.
ReplyDeleteAs the sun began to rise, two Sea Gulls flew over and one decided to let its' intestinal contents free. The shit landed right on Murphy's head.
Puttzle exclaimed "Don't get upset. Stay right here and I'll go fetch some toilet paper".
Murphy replied, "No need for that. By the time you return that bird will have flown away".
CONFUCIUS SAY: "WOMAN WHO FLIES UPSIDE DOWN, HAS HAIRY CRACK-UP"!
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