An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle says. The mouse replies, "2000 feet!? You ain't shittin' me, are you?"
SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 9-1-1.
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ReplyDeleteAn eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle says. The mouse replies, "2000 feet!? You ain't shittin' me, are you?"
ReplyDelete'Giant Dump', we wouldn't shitt you, you're our favorite turd.
ReplyDeleteWill somebody please get the hook.
ReplyDelete11/26/2009, we shall drink the blood of the turkey bird.
ReplyDelete"What became of the Harlem Globetrotters?"
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