I do home renovations on foreclosed homes. As you can imagine, all the people that are getting kicked out of their homes are pretty pissed off about it. So how do they stick it to the man? With sh*t. Usually we have to lay new tile in all the bathrooms but to do this the toilet has to be removed. The disgruntled previous tenants always clog their toilets with mass amounts of toilet paper then proceed to diarrhea (to put it mildly) everywhere on and around the toilet where it will marinate until i get there weeks later. I then have to unclog it and soak up the existing "water" out of the bowl with a sponge so the toilet may be removed. After its removal it is my job to thoroughly clean this caked on sh*t toilet. Did I mention my gloves have holes in them because my boss is too cheap to give me new ones?
'Tidy Bowl Guy', sadly, you know niether Jack Schitt nor Bo Diddley Squatt. Check out Neweport Harbor, Walter, Beulah Overhall, back when. Then, you would appreciate feces smeared over interior of Bldg.#4.
The early settlers often used diarehea to seal the leaks of their homesteads as it would harden much like a concrete. A diet rich in under cooked Bufalo guarenteed that they never had a solid stool.
I work my ass off all week. I don't wanna' read about dogs, diarreah, restroom walls smeared with muerde, I just want a peaceful day at the seahore. Where did things go wrong at San Onofre, better yet how can the SOSC BOD ammeliarate the situation. I wish I had a solutiution beacause that poor beach is turning into a Colorado River parking lot. Please stick with surfing, and if you are so enthralled with animals apply at the dog pound for employment. Over and out.
The modern philosophy of government was born during the Progressive era. This philosophy emphasizes a powerful central government that intentionally redistributes wealth. It has largely replaced America's founding philosophy, which emphasized limited government protecting individual rights.
Don't they never change the headers here no more? Those two knumbskulls are still holding them stupid dogs. How much longer do we have to look at them, Puttzle?
I miss Murphy and his trained pup Putzel. Those two could chase down a speeding car better than Rin Tin Tin and Lassie. Nobody could bulldog a body boarder like the Murph, and nobody could howl like Putzel.
Literally and figuratively.
Dumb and Dumber.
ReplyDeleteOh there must be a proud papa out there!
ReplyDeleteI do home renovations on foreclosed homes. As you can imagine, all the people that are getting kicked out of their homes are pretty pissed off about it. So how do they stick it to the man? With sh*t. Usually we have to lay new tile in all the bathrooms but to do this the toilet has to be removed. The disgruntled previous tenants always clog their toilets with mass amounts of toilet paper then proceed to diarrhea (to put it mildly) everywhere on and around the toilet where it will marinate until i get there weeks later. I then have to unclog it and soak up the existing "water" out of the bowl with a sponge so the toilet may be removed. After its removal it is my job to thoroughly clean this caked on sh*t toilet. Did I mention my gloves have holes in them because my boss is too cheap to give me new ones?
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ReplyDeletethats the shits.
Anon'#2, you just ain't whistling Dixie.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen toilet #4? Same thing. Shit caked on all 4 walls and the ceiling. Rather impressive.
ReplyDelete'Tidy Bowl Guy', sadly, you know niether Jack Schitt nor Bo Diddley Squatt. Check out Neweport Harbor, Walter, Beulah Overhall, back when. Then, you would appreciate feces smeared over interior of Bldg.#4.
ReplyDeleteThe early settlers often used diarehea to seal the leaks of their homesteads as it would harden much like a concrete. A diet rich in under cooked Bufalo guarenteed that they never had a solid stool.
ReplyDeleteI work my ass off all week. I don't wanna' read about dogs, diarreah, restroom walls smeared with muerde, I just want a peaceful day at the seahore. Where did things go wrong at San Onofre, better yet how can the SOSC BOD ammeliarate the situation. I wish I had a solutiution beacause that poor beach is turning into a Colorado River parking lot. Please stick with surfing, and if you are so enthralled with animals apply at the dog pound for employment. Over and out.
ReplyDeleteTweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
ReplyDeleteDoc Paskowitz other hit 'Spirit of Adventue' must not be missed. It shall surpass 'Surfwise' the Paskowitz saga.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you think all that sh*t goes?? Right into those delaysious dogs..
ReplyDeleteGOOD CALL, OSCAR.
ReplyDeleteRed cup = Alcohol No! No!
ReplyDeleteI know those two and they do not drink.
ReplyDeleteQueer as the day is long.
ReplyDeleteA 38 year older feller' died in surfs 10' in height not long ago at Newport Beach. Why?
ReplyDeleteThe modern philosophy of government was born during the Progressive era. This philosophy emphasizes a powerful central government that intentionally redistributes wealth. It has largely replaced America's founding philosophy, which emphasized limited government protecting individual rights.
ReplyDeleteTerry Beard Lives, are you 'Vote 4 Murphy'by any chance? I think you are.
ReplyDelete'cell block 9' and 'clean and sober' could be the same as well. Heck, I think its all one person and it Murphy.
ReplyDelete'Dirty and Drunk', Murphy is your fantasy, okay? Try Rusty Priesendorfer. George Freeth, and Doc Paskowitz. Think it over alright.
ReplyDeleteReservations being taken for this weekend.
ReplyDeleteDon't they never change the headers here no more? Those two knumbskulls are still holding them stupid dogs. How much longer do we have to look at them, Puttzle?
ReplyDeleteI miss Murphy and his trained pup Putzel. Those two could chase down a speeding car better than Rin Tin Tin and Lassie. Nobody could bulldog a body boarder like the Murph, and nobody could howl like Putzel.
ReplyDeleteAnon'#4. should that not be Murphy and his trained seal, Puttzle?
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