Cut Back, there was a chap at 'Nofre not long ago who had both legbs ampuuted after being attacted by three Bull sharks. He survived but, for obvious trasons, they call him Shorty now. Shorty rides a shortboard he bought at a surfboard auction.
You people are so stupid. Last night I went to this 'BBQ' joint in Dana Point. Ordered super greasy back ribs, both pig and beef soaked in Chris/Pitts sauce. Guess what? They brougt corn bread. I said, "What is this crapp?", he said all people want down here is corn bread. Well, for criminey sakes you have greasy food you don't want corn bread. No, if you have gteasy food you demand Weber's white bread. Period! End of report!
That's Terry Beard. That's my board, can you believe it. Those two chick's will ID him.
ReplyDeleteYowzah, where da' pachucos. dey'll kick sum heavy butt.
ReplyDeleteNot Funny at all Who gives a rats ass about a short board?
ReplyDeleteCut Back, there was a chap at 'Nofre not long ago who had both legbs ampuuted after being attacted by three Bull sharks. He survived but, for obvious trasons, they call him Shorty now. Shorty rides a shortboard he bought at a surfboard auction.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice. Good for him being in the water. Hope he got a good price?
ReplyDeleteHarding would've shot the bastard.
ReplyDeleteHoly Christ Scot. Shot whom, Shorty or the shark who swallowed his legs?
ReplyDeleteFor 100 points, Where are all these beach people?
ReplyDeleteQuiz Master, I think it was high tide that morning, and grunion were running. Better yet, QM, what pier is that?
ReplyDeleteQuizmaster, it's the Haggerties Pier at PV. I surfed there once as a young boy.
ReplyDeleteYou people are so stupid. Last night I went to this 'BBQ' joint in Dana Point. Ordered super greasy back ribs, both pig and beef soaked in Chris/Pitts sauce. Guess what? They brougt corn bread. I said, "What is this crapp?", he said all people want down here is corn bread. Well, for criminey sakes you have greasy food you don't want corn bread. No, if you have gteasy food you demand Weber's white bread. Period! End of report!
ReplyDeleteWe like Bimbo, soon to be the #uno bread in the US.
ReplyDeleteToromuerde, pendejo. Betty Boop's dog's name is Bimbo.
ReplyDeleteWTF! We want Dr.Ralph and his political BS. No more surfing. No more music videos.
ReplyDeleteQue sucedio a Dr.Ralph.
ReplyDeleteNo fair. That's not BIG KOOK, that's his nephew, little kook.
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