We just drove into Surf beach. Blown out big time, west wind, murky water, no crowd in water, but Iwish I didn't come here. I tell you one thing, I'm never coming back.
Here's what happened. BK met 15 year od Laticia Sanchez at the skareboard park. Somehow or other they fell in love. There's a 47 year difference in age. BK says Laticia makes me feel young, that's all that matters.
Big KOOK's re ally got his ass in a jam allright. Mr.Sanchez arrived sporting a 30 06 shot gun. He's screaming for BK's hide and meaning business. If BK gets out of this it'll be a miracle.
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse for BK, they did. He parked his van in the cleaner's parking next to the "Rib", the guy called San Clemente towing service who hooked 'er up, dragged it to SJC where it sits at $125.00 per diem, cash only.
HI, everyboy. Our group is interested in begining a slush fund to see BK over these trying timees. No donation too small, no donation too large. Thank you Puttzle, Dingo, Wingnut, Elroy, and everybody at the beach.
BK, in the Laticia Sanchez matter, you must call Larry H.Parker. You are involved in statutory rape. There could be some hard time here. They know where you are.
BK's keeping it on the QT,but Laticia is a fresh man in high school. Wow, there's 3 decades difference. Can you believe it. When she graduates BK will be close to seventy years old.
Christ Anon', when the kid graduates from HS Kook'll be 90. Holy crapp, that's no good. The poor kid gets a diploma, the father will be close to 100. Nice going BK.
Biggest Kook, youse better get your ass downtown, pronto. They wann' talk to you about Laticia. Or, they can come down there and pick you up. Tis is serious, okay.
This is incredulous. BK went to the 'Rib' a little while ago to have some brewskis with his bros. After three hours he came out to his van. Sone hooligans let all the air out of the tires. Boy, is he pissed.
HAW! Where's Waldo? Peace on BK.
ReplyDeleteWe just drove into Surf beach. Blown out big time, west wind, murky water, no crowd in water, but Iwish I didn't come here. I tell you one thing, I'm never coming back.
ReplyDeleteThats what they did to Terry Beard when he stole Mrs Conroys purse.
ReplyDeleteJoey 502, Terry Beard is still in the big house up in Folsum.
ReplyDeleteBK tried to swing with my purse at the 'Nofre luau last year, but I sat on his face and pharted.
ReplyDeleteHello everybody, is Jim Irwin related to Steve Irwin?
ReplyDeleteCowabunga,no waves, whitecaps all over the place.
ReplyDeleteBig Kook, good news. I'm pregnent with your child. They took an ultrasound and he looks just like you. March 23th nest year.
ReplyDeleteOh, for gawd's sake. That's all BK needs. Someone who knows her said she's 15, and pregnent as pregnent can be.
ReplyDeleteYOWZAH! Looks like BK'll be handing out cigars again. Good on you Kook. Only 15, not bad for an old fart.
ReplyDeleteSmoke 'em if you got em.
ReplyDeleteJimmy, you light it, I'll smoke it.
ReplyDeleteOh, are they having a baby shower for Laticia. Will it be in San Juan Capistrano??
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen BK the last few days.
ReplyDeleteHe's down south supervising young children at the Paskowitz camp.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure nothing can possibly go wrong!
Here's what happened. BK met 15 year od Laticia Sanchez at the skareboard park. Somehow or other they fell in love. There's a 47 year difference in age. BK says Laticia makes me feel young, that's all that matters.
ReplyDeleteGeezus Khryst, BK that's jail bait. Fifteen will get twenty. Man, you gots your teat caught in a wringer alright.
ReplyDeleteIf there's grass on the field, play ball!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Jr., if they're old enough to bleed then they're old enough butcher.
ReplyDeleteBig KOOK's re ally got his ass in a jam allright. Mr.Sanchez arrived sporting a 30 06 shot gun. He's screaming for BK's hide and meaning business. If BK gets out of this it'll be a miracle.
ReplyDeleteJust when you thought things couldn't get worse for BK, they did. He parked his van in the cleaner's parking next to the "Rib", the guy called San Clemente towing service who hooked 'er up, dragged it to SJC where it sits at $125.00 per diem, cash only.
ReplyDeleteAnon'#12, twern't for bad luck, BK wouldn't have any luck at all. What's next for him?
ReplyDeleteHI, everyboy. Our group is interested in begining a slush fund to see BK over these trying timees. No donation too small, no donation too large. Thank you Puttzle, Dingo, Wingnut, Elroy, and everybody at the beach.
ReplyDeleteplease send your generous donations (cash, baby rattles, new girls skateboard, or cash) to BK fundraiser C/O rib trader S.C. 92672
ReplyDeletethank you !
Fly on shit!
ReplyDeleteCick Me, what does that mean. Like, flies on dog schitt or what anyways?
ReplyDeleteCheeze, not a wave in the ocean, that includes Old Man's. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteNo ones asked, but how's BK holding up since the devistating new about 15 year old Laticia's pregnency?
ReplyDeleteBK, in the Laticia Sanchez matter, you must call Larry H.Parker. You are involved in statutory rape. There could be some hard time here. They know where you are.
ReplyDeleteBK's keeping it on the QT,but Laticia is a fresh man in high school. Wow, there's 3 decades difference. Can you believe it. When she graduates BK will be close to seventy years old.
ReplyDeletebudget, yep. when she grada she'll be 18 her kid'll be 4. Christ, what's wrong with the big kook. he'll be lucky if he gets an old bag in her 70's
ReplyDeleteChrist Anon', when the kid graduates from HS Kook'll be 90. Holy crapp, that's no good. The poor kid gets a diploma, the father will be close to 100. Nice going BK.
ReplyDeleteBig Kook, swears he's innocent, demands DNA test.
ReplyDeleteBe strong, BK. We'll get out of this mess.
ReplyDeleteBiggest Kook, youse better get your ass downtown, pronto. They wann' talk to you about Laticia.
ReplyDeleteOr, they can come down there and pick you up. Tis is serious, okay.
BK, you're in trouble deep.
ReplyDeleteThis is not good news at all. BK accused of being a common purse snatcher.
ReplyDeleteRight on! Big Kook is my kind of guy.
ReplyDeleteBIGKOOK, please come home it's your stepchild's birthdsay again.
ReplyDeleteThis is incredulous. BK went to the 'Rib' a little while ago to have some brewskis with his bros. After three hours he came out to his van. Sone hooligans let all the air out of the tires. Boy, is he pissed.
ReplyDeleteBig KOOK, they dropped all charges. You're free to comr and go as you please. That includes crossing the border.
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