Monday, February 28, 2011

Git Off My Porch No Gooder

52 comments:

  1. If that poor fool kn ew how stupid he looks with that long hair, sad shades,
    and walrus mustache, he'd get his sorry ass off the beach. He's too old for that get-up.

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  2. Chaim Levine3/01/2011 7:45 AM

    Is that Charlie Sheen at SanO?

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  3. Crap. Water at 'Nofre's back down to
    55o. BTW, what's with that guy that looks like he's back in the 60's. He's 50 trying to look 30.

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  4. Its Radical Rick.

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  5. WHOOYA, get real. Radical Rick was of te 80's 30 years back.. Now, shit or get iff the pot.

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  6. Radical Rick3/01/2011 1:31 PM

    Where you from?

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  7. Have you seen my pipe?

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  8. Anyone seen Philo?

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  9. Johnny Cakes3/01/2011 5:53 PM

    I saw Philo at Lundys ash spreading fish feast. He said "Hey whats up?" I said "Not much." Oh well.

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  10. Son of Tongue3/01/2011 5:57 PM

    Johnny Cakes? How about Lysol Cakes! Any body seen GaaaaRoger.

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  11. Joe-man Sanchez3/01/2011 6:07 PM

    While I was incarcerated Flipper died.

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  12. Chumly and Schmedly3/01/2011 6:08 PM

    Roger is walking Whitey.

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  13. Detective Chunder3/01/2011 7:57 PM

    Speaking of Whitey, Where's Gina?

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  14. Gina was last seen driving off into the sunset in her vintage Volvo with Earl the Pearl riding shotgun.

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  15. What in hell is that thing in the bed of that truck? The fellow must be from Elsinore.

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  16. I've been going to Old Mans for 20 years, who are those people your talking about? I don't know any of them!

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  17. I'm still around!

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  18. Paul Fernaul3/02/2011 2:01 PM

    What about that dude who use to wear mascara as sunscreen, T.J Dahl.

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  19. johnny coonz3/02/2011 2:50 PM

    i lost t birds ice chest

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  20. You dreeenk to mauuchh!!!

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  21. " I snagged a bottle of vodka from my dads liqour cabinet lets go to the wall and drink it"

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  22. Dougie Dowden3/02/2011 5:33 PM

    Sue the Bastards!

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  23. Allan C.Moore3/03/2011 7:01 AM

    Why, Joey, why?

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  24. We're going to the cave to eat Ding Dongs.

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  25. A. Schurmier3/03/2011 8:33 AM

    Thats not all we do in the cave.

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  26. Charlie Sheen3/03/2011 11:24 AM

    Heys, Dingo, don't put no more trailer park trash guys on here.

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  27. Who you callin trailer trash?

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  28. Bathroom 4 is the 909 of San Onofre.

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  29. VOTE FOR TERRY "TUBESTEAK" TRACEY.

    I did, have you?

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  30. Lobby Bombard3/03/2011 12:56 PM

    Gottdam right we did!

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  31. Vedder Family Trust3/03/2011 1:21 PM

    As did we.

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  32. The highlight of my surfing career was cutting off both Dave Dumb and Dave Moron on the same wave!

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  33. Mark, who in the heck are Dave Dumb and Dave Moron.

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  34. Okay, this is the weekend Gidget comes to San Onofre with the 3 Stooges.

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  35. Gene, Gene, made a machine
    Frank, Frank, turned the crank
    Joe, Joe, made it go
    Art, Art, blew a fart
    And tore the whole damn thing apart.

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  36. I voted at 0600. Did you? I wrote Rick Skillman in. He needs a banner on PCH. Thank you.

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  37. Who but that Tubesteak on the ballot?

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  38. Ranger Story3/04/2011 8:29 AM

    I couldn't think of a better representative for our wonderful sport.

    So I wrote in San Onofre's own ambassador of goodwill and friendly welcome wagon BIG KOOK.

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  39. Tom Turner ex prez SOSC3/04/2011 9:40 AM

    Hey, Insane Jane You don't remember Dave Daum and his surfing buddy Dave Moore!!! Where were you in 72? ASSHOLE

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  40. Barney Wilkes VII3/04/2011 10:39 AM

    Tom, I was in the mental hospital in Atascadero. Daryrl "Doggie" Diamond was my roomie. We talked hours about the old days and how much we miss them. The dirt road, the shack, Kook Canyon, The Point, where the unfortunates visited, the old Texico station, and the San Onofre Cafe. I know you remember where we bought horsemeat at the south end of town. Gosh, Tom, those were the old days alright.

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  41. Billy'Da'Blowhard' Bailey3/04/2011 12:21 PM

    Why is it everytime I look at this Blog it always ends up about Tubesteak BK and Leonard? Is it maybe they are the only interesting people at San Onofre? I doubt it, but those 3 would have you believe different!!

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  42. freddy the legend3/04/2011 1:31 PM

    Billy Blowhard, first off Leonard finally gets a mention. Once and only once. Forget about BK he's toast. Tubes is 'King of San Onofre'. He ccinsiders it home. Tubes claims unless there's new recruits that beach has had it. It is quicksand sucking the place down.

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  43. I'm a beach bum. I love sunshine, I love not working. I like not paying rent
    to some landlord. During winter months I sneak into State park, sleep, get up early and get out before the Ranger arrives. It's a good life, not a care in the world.

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  44. Hey Queebie, where have you been? State Park put up Iron Kiosk 4 years ago. No free camping. If you don;t believe me ask BK he got a 84 dollar ticket his 4th.

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  45. Bored By All Of This Crap3/04/2011 4:38 PM

    Enough!!

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  46. Forty seven comments! Leonard is not only the new Rusty, he might be bigger than The Tube.

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  47. KL, that'll be the day.

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  48. T'ill I Die !!!

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  49. Bored by it All, we decicide when enough is enough.

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  50. Surfer's Row3/05/2011 3:08 PM

    VOTE; VOTE; VOTE

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