Thursday, February 10, 2011

KING HEROD'S GOUT

14 comments:

  1. Please stop my big toe, it's burning with pain. Oh, gawd, make the pain go away.

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  2. Lucifer, you should eat lottsa' red meat, and drink plenty red wine. Start today.

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  3. You have gout, you got problems.

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  4. The medicines I take for gout does not work. Help.

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  5. Patricio Vinocampista2/10/2011 1:15 PM

    I was in the Doheny Saloon about 23 years ago with Spankey Aunger, Tubesteak and Chick Edmundsen we we're drinking BIG BOYS. All 3 legends predicted I was going to get gout due to my passion for iced cold beer. I scoffed at them. Well 16 years later they were right! I get the gout in my knee not like those little leaquer's who get it in the big toe. Since then I call those guys the Bee Gee's for the Brothers Gout.

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  6. Chick the Plumber2/10/2011 2:06 PM

    Patrico, you ain't seen nothing until you get gall stones. Now them's painful.

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  7. Strange you should mention that. I gots the goiter the size of a football.

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  8. That ain't nothing. I gat a rupture lifting weights at the gym yesterday.

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  9. Death's Blade2/10/2011 5:16 PM

    POP, is that rupture bulge red or blue?

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  10. Altar of Thor2/11/2011 10:22 AM

    Prepare thee for hellfire and brimstone. Mark ye well!

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  11. Medussa's Curse2/11/2011 1:26 PM

    Repent. The end is near. Hear me.now.

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  12. Anonymous #122/11/2011 2:03 PM

    Please. Attention, please. Previous comments were false alarms. We apologize for any incinvieniances.

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  13. I proclaim an irrevocable and non nullifiable encroachment to this blog.

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  14. Vote No on the North Beach improvement election. San Clemente must not move foward. The measure is a fraud. They want your money. If the town wants recognition change the name to 'North Beach Diet'.

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