NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Saturday, January 14, 2012
New Kook Magnets Arrive
Oh boy. New fire rings! That's right folks. A truckload of new fire rings for the beach has arrived. More stuff for the state to not maintain, and the kooks to fill up with crap.
I can't believe the lunkhead who put them fire-pit photos up whining about how they look. When I was a young girl I went to San Onofre for a beach party, and guess what. I stepped smack dab on a red hot hidden ember that some klowns forgot to douse. You better believe I stepped directly om this white hot coal buried half inch beneath the sand. The only guy at San Onofre that evening was some old geezer sitting in a blue van, windows up, windshield wipers back and forth, nipping on something in a red plastic cup, and- get this-listening to talk radio.
That beach is a filthy mess. I can't waait til the finish the new wave pool in Taledega. Then I can stay in Talegeda away from all the poor riff raff in San Clemente and San Onofre.
Well, Big Kook, where in hell we supposed to throw trash?
ReplyDeleteYeah, where in tarnation we 'posed put the trash. Up our ass or what. You moron.
ReplyDeleteWell, I for one look forward to burning some old tires so to be toasty after my morning sesh.
ReplyDeleteMurphy, thats a great idea. those old tires are expensive to get rid of. so why not?
ReplyDeleteWhy complain, BK?
ReplyDeleteThose are California union made fire pits that only cost the taxpayer $32,091 each.
Thank you Jerry Brown for not buying Chinese.
Ranger Dairywimple, great to see you back. Maybe, you can have the State place logs on the other side of that tawdry, rustic, dirt road.
ReplyDeleteSixty (60%) chance of rain means no rain. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe the lunkhead who put them fire-pit photos up whining about how they look. When I was a young girl I went to San Onofre for a beach party, and guess what. I stepped smack dab on a red hot hidden ember that some klowns forgot to douse. You
ReplyDeletebetter believe I stepped directly om this white hot coal buried half inch beneath the sand. The only guy at San Onofre that evening was some old geezer sitting in a blue van, windows up, windshield wipers back and forth, nipping on something in a red plastic cup, and- get this-listening to talk radio.
That blue van sure sounds familiar.
ReplyDeletethats great $32,000 fire pits
ReplyDeleteand not a INCH OF ASS WIPE
Those are the new planters Biff ordered. Won't they look simply delicious by #4?
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ReplyDeleteHey Puttzle, whatever happened to free speech in our wonderful country in which we live?
ReplyDeleteThat beach is a filthy mess. I can't waait til the finish the new wave pool in Taledega. Then I can stay in Talegeda away from all the poor riff raff in San Clemente and San Onofre.
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