I saw this huge crowd gathered down by the Haw'n section of San Onofre yesterday. There was this giant circus tent set up with a sign that said "MR. TUBE STEAK" Wow! I thought I would finally get to meet and possibly get an autograph from the famous blogger and star of "Paving the Wave"! So I waited in line for 6 hours. Imagine my surprise when I got to the front only to find it was a rally for gay illegal aliens who love George Bush and dogs!