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What Kind Of Farter Are You?Vain: You love the smell of your own farts. Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts. Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine. Shy: You release silent farts and then blush. Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh. Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead. Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution. Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart. Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons. Dishonest: You fart and then blame the dog. Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours. Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve. Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private. Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing. Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head. Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed. Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion. Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart. Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.
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What Kind Of Farter Are You?
ReplyDeleteVain: You love the smell of your own farts.
Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.
Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.
Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.
Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.
Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
Dishonest: You fart and then blame the dog.
Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.
Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.
Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.
Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.
Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.
Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.
Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.
HUH?
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