This Talega woman drives down to San Onofre and slams on the brakes as a dog runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a surfer runs right in front of her and catches the dog by the hind legs and starts screwing it. "Oh my God!" she exclaims and drives into town to find the park ranger. She sees the Ranger's car parked in front of bathroom #4. "It figures", she says as she storms over to the ranger. The first thing she notices is Rusty sitting under the bamboo jacking-off. She runs up to the ranger who's sitting next to BK with his drink. "What kind of sick beach are you running here?! I drive into town and almost run over some surfer sodomising an animal... and then... I come in here.... and see that man jacking-off right in public!!!!??" "Well, ma'am", the Ranger slowly replies, "You don't expect him to catch a dog in his condition, do ya?"