NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Poor Murphy! He was fishing up at Big Bear the other day (note the red hat) when a super scooper swallowed him up and dumped him on the "Day Fire". Fortunatly he and his boat landed in a smoldering compost pile and he is expected to survive.
13 comments:
Anonymous
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Why do they not send the "pooper scooper" to the point and rid that stupid beach of the petrified dog crap before it's swept into the ocean?
We don't need a pooper scooper at the Point, we have anonymous, he EATS petrified dog crap! Just turn him loose and the beach will be clean in minutes!
That won't work murphy, they won't allow anonymous on the beach, remember? No animals on the beach. He'll have to be satisfied eating out of the bathrooms crappers!
AW, that's horseshit in the first degree. They should transform the Point into a sewer treatment plant--it is terd center up there with all those psuedo wan2beez. Those kooks couldn't surf their way out of a wet paper bag.
Now that would be a good idea, they should transform the point into a "sewer", (proper term sewage), "treatment plant" Think of SoCal as a giant toilet bowl that flushes every time it rains right into the beloved point.
The point is relatively clean compared to doheney, the sloughs, pb point or the rib trader. Try river jetties for putrification. See you at Fryes market. What are you talking about.
Yes! The Point is a nasty place with all the raw sewage floating around, so don't even bother to come and try to surf it with all us kooks, you might get some horrible sickness to go with your horrible uglyness! Besides, we don't need another kook in the water.
13 comments:
Why do they not send the "pooper scooper" to the point and rid that stupid
beach of the petrified dog crap before it's swept into the ocean?
They scooped up Murphy because he looks like petrified dog crap.
Now thats not nice.
Maybe not, but....
We don't need a pooper scooper at the Point, we have anonymous, he EATS petrified dog crap! Just turn him loose and the beach will be clean in minutes!
That won't work murphy, they won't allow anonymous on the beach, remember? No animals on the beach. He'll have to be satisfied eating out of the bathrooms crappers!
AW, that's horseshit in the first degree. They should transform the Point into a sewer treatment plant--it is terd center up there with all those psuedo wan2beez. Those kooks couldn't surf their way out of a wet paper bag.
YIKES!
Now that would be a good idea, they should transform the point into a "sewer", (proper term sewage), "treatment plant" Think of SoCal as a giant toilet bowl that flushes every time it rains right into the beloved point.
The point is relatively clean compared to doheney, the sloughs, pb point or the rib trader. Try river jetties for putrification. See you at Fryes market. What are you talking about.
Whaddya' mean, who am I talking about--Donn Frye, that's who. Btw, what business is it of yours?
Yes! The Point is a nasty place with all the raw sewage floating around, so don't even bother to come and try to surf it with all us kooks, you might get some horrible sickness to go with your horrible uglyness! Besides, we don't need another kook in the water.
Peter Pan speaks.
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