I Have The Perfect Spot For This Couch.

My living room.

:)

The Real Reason Alberto Left

The reason Alberto Gonzales left the Attorney General's job is much simpler than most people realize. Everyone has a dream to fill. His was to be an Elvis impersonator.

Thought For The Day

Hello Out There

Prayer

Dear Lord,
So far today, God, I’ve done alright. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over indulgent. I’m very thankful for that.
But in a few minutes, God, I’m going ot get out of bed, and from then on, I’m going to need a lot more help.
Amen.

A Little Sand Bar Action

And Later Back On The Beach

And They Are Proud To Be Seen With Her

Meet My Ex-Husband

On one of his better days.

San-O Bathroom No. 3 Remodel Completed

Enjoy!

Next Month It's Back To School

See What Complaining Gets Ya

It was supposed to be a picture of an interesting pair (no pun intended) of tunnels from my vacation. Instead, she constantly gets in the way of what I’m trying to photograph. I tried complaining, but then she just starts taking her clothes off and laughing, like she did here. She even thinks its funny when she goes to pick up the prints at the Walmart.

Sorry For The Obstructions

I was trying to get some pictures of the clouds that were over San-O on Tuesday.

She always does this when I'm trying to get some pictures of cloud formations, mountain ranges, and, as I think about it, just about anything. If I complain, she starts taking off her clothes. I don't know what to do with her.

Caveman

If I were a large and powerful insurance company, I could make a commercial showcasing cavemen. I could make them barbaric and not very bright, and get away with it. Why?,they have been extinct for centuries.

I resent that. I still light a fire with flint, and I club my women over the head and drag them back to the cave by their hair.
I will be seeking advise on this matter from Sydney.

The Santa Bar Was Really Going Off This Morning

Please To Explain The Story Behind This One

San-O Surfing Tip No. 86: Surf Videos

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Watching a good surf video the night before surfing can really add to the experience.

How Many Times Has This Happened To You?

Ladies,

No matter how many times you've
prayed it would finally happen,
you're sadly disappointed.




Because once again the software
stops before completing the job.

Mexican transformer.

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Ohana Kemp Surfboards family fun day

Just a note to let everyone know that this sunday (aug. 5th) is the annual "Ohana Kemp Family Fun Day"! This year it will be held at DoHo instead of SanO. This family day is open to everyone and food is provided to anyone who is hungry. Later in the day lunch is served and later a raffle for some pretty neat stuff, including some Ohana Kemp Surfboards. There will be some enterainment with some Hula Dancers and music, and there is a surfing contest where the contestants don't even no the're being judged and awards are given to the top placers. Hope to see you there-----

Click On The Picture To View Large And Think What It Might Be. Spoiler Below.

Spoiler:   A Bug Funeral