Mr.Carton, I recall when I was young some child placed a paper bag full of dung on my parents veranda, lighted the paper sack on fire then ran off. Thinking it was trick or treaters my father answered the door, looked down, seen the flaming sack, startled he stomped on the sack full of you know what, and boy was he surprised when his first atomped squished. I shall never forget that the rest of my life.
Officer Bob & Miss Taffy: Stay Tuned. I've a series of three pictures starting tomorrow that ends on Thursday with one I think you'll enjoy.
P.S. Officer Bob: Do not click on the pixelated versions of the pictures I will post on Friday because they link to the unpixelated pictures. I am not kidding. You will not want to see the unpixelated pictures. Just take it from me that they are NSFW and leave it at that.
A veterinarian was also an amateur geneticist. One day, one of his experiments paid off. He successfully combined the DNA of a cantaloupe with that of a dog. The result was a small, round dog with orange-tinted fur.
For many years, the dog was happy. But over time, he became lethargic and morose. The vet tried everything to cure the dog's depression. Eventually, he decided to take the dog to a pet psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the veterinarian not to worry. The dog was just ...
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Holy Mackeral, Sy, tjat is the most disgusting thing I ever see. It ts totaly and irrevocably repulsive.
Mr.Carton, I recall when I was young some child placed a paper bag full of dung on my parents veranda, lighted the paper sack on fire then ran off. Thinking it was trick or treaters my father answered the door, looked down, seen the flaming sack, startled he stomped on the sack full of you know what, and boy was he surprised when his first atomped squished. I shall never forget that the rest of my life.
Shit!
That's what was in the bag!
We thought it was fudge and ate it.
Officer Bob & Miss Taffy:
Stay Tuned. I've a series of three pictures starting tomorrow that ends on Thursday with one I think you'll enjoy.
P.S. Officer Bob: Do not click on the pixelated versions of the pictures I will post on Friday because they link to the unpixelated pictures. I am not kidding. You will not want to see the unpixelated pictures. Just take it from me that they are NSFW and leave it at that.
P.P.S. Miss Taffy: You better skip them too.
A veterinarian was also an amateur geneticist. One day, one of his experiments paid off. He successfully combined the DNA of a cantaloupe with that of a dog. The result was a small, round dog with orange-tinted fur.
For many years, the dog was happy. But over time, he became lethargic and morose. The vet tried everything to cure the dog's depression. Eventually, he decided to take the dog to a pet psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the veterinarian not to worry. The dog was just ...
... a little melon collie.
Oh schitt, here we go again.
>.*.*.*.<
And another thing that pisses me off about Murphy is . . .
. . . the tiny pictures he posts!
weener dog:
You funny.
post again.
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