Aloha, I was at 'Nofre Saturday when that kook had his massive heart attack. He didn't have a chance, he was dead before he hit the ground. Fifty-six years, overweight, ghostly white, purple spider veins on his nose and cheeks, and a long gray ponytail. He didn't even make it to the water for his last go out. Dead on the unpaved dirt road.
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Shite Esq., you have idea what stress is. I have reached my limit, I'm gonna' explode unless I can get my hand on a strong belt, and I mean like 151o.
SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE TO SAN ONOFRE BEACH.
[911]
And, ninnyfold also.
Hey now! What happened to Murphy For Laffs?
HEAVY RAINS AT HOLIDAY CELEBRATIONS
Dallas Raines at holiday beach gathering.
Aloha, I was at 'Nofre Saturday when that kook had his massive heart attack. He didn't have a chance, he was dead before he hit the ground. Fifty-six years, overweight, ghostly white, purple spider veins on his nose and cheeks, and a long gray ponytail. He didn't even make it to the water for his last go out. Dead on the unpaved dirt road.
[RIP]
Please don't rain on my parade.
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