NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Sunday, May 03, 2009
HAS ANYONE SEEN FATS FLANNIGAN TODAY?
Body Found Today, the Rangers found an unidentified man's body on the beach near 4 doors. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Dick with several large bits removed from his torso.
Murphy you are a very cruel person. The print medium ran the article saying you supplied the information regarding an foot amputation caused by a giant Bull shark at San Onofre Beach.
Attention, you scare mongers, when was the last shark attack on a human at San Onofre. Never. Now let's cut it off, and move on to something else. Okay.
the news of my demise is premature although I am in ICU at Scripps, flown there via medi vac chopper just in time before I bled to death. The shark did take a chunk out of my manhood, about half is gone so I'm down to only 7 inches now but still very usable as I woke up under the "big top" this morning. And Murphy, a surprise attack is in the works.
Murphy is having gas problems explains to his doctor that every time he farts it sounds like Honda.
The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with him. As a last resort he looks into Murphy's mouth and finally spots the problem. “I’m sorry, you’ll have to go to a dentist for your problem.”
So Murphy goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist announces that he has an abscess. “No problem, I’ll have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy,” says the dentist.
Sure enough, Murphy's problem disappears and he no longer makes farts that sound like a Honda. The next week Murphy calls up the dentist and thanks him for all he’s done for him. But before he hangs up he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, “It’s easy. Everyone knows ...
You trying to start WW-3 Murphy? You go down in flames everytime you pick on him. Hiding behind your Misto name ain't gonna save your ass!
ReplyDeleteMy name is Mysto George. I take offense when this San-O Daze refers Murphy as Misto.
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murphy is murphy and misto is misto. whats so hard to understand about that? and thats "misto" not "mysto" so where is the name stealing george?
ReplyDeleteYou say what? No matter how you spell Misto, Miss Toe, Murphy, Mysto George, birds of feather flock together. "Kinda crowded, things never change"..
ReplyDeleteMurphy you are a very cruel person. The print medium ran the article saying you supplied the information regarding an foot amputation caused by a giant Bull shark at San Onofre Beach.
ReplyDeletehow do you go from body found on the beach, to loosing a foot by a shark that doesn't even exsist at nofre?
ReplyDeleteTo their DISMAY, they found him with his head up his butt.
ReplyDeleteDismay, do not judge someone without first judging yourself.
ReplyDeleteAttention, you scare mongers, when was the last shark attack on a human at San Onofre. Never. Now let's cut it off, and move on to something else. Okay.
ReplyDeleteLets see here:
ReplyDelete-Murphy is Murphy,
-Misto is Murphy,
-miss toe is Murphy,
-you smell like shark bait is Murphy,
-disyear is Murphy.
Are you saying murphy is a multi-personnallity. His talents will never cease to amaze us?
ReplyDeleteMurphy has more personalities than Carter has litle liver pills.
ReplyDeletethe news of my demise is premature although I am in ICU at Scripps, flown there via medi vac chopper just in time before I bled to death. The shark did take a chunk out of my manhood, about half is gone so I'm down to only 7 inches now but still very usable as I woke up under the "big top" this morning. And Murphy, a surprise attack is in the works.
ReplyDeleteBig butt, shiney balls, little dick, that describes a bocci-ball player alright.
ReplyDeleteFatso Flannigan, no matter howe you put it forty five years is a long while.
ReplyDeleteTo the shark victim in an earlier post. You are damn fortunate to be alive.
ReplyDeleteMurphy is having gas problems explains to his doctor that every time he farts it sounds like Honda.
ReplyDeleteThe doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with him. As a last resort he looks into Murphy's mouth and finally spots the problem. “I’m sorry, you’ll have to go to a dentist for your problem.”
So Murphy goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist announces that he has an abscess. “No problem, I’ll have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy,” says the dentist.
Sure enough, Murphy's problem disappears and he no longer makes farts that sound like a Honda. The next week Murphy calls up the dentist and thanks him for all he’s done for him. But before he hangs up he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, “It’s easy. Everyone knows ...
... that an abscess makes the fart go Honda.
Honda, now that's
ReplyDeleteA-Material. Looks like you're on your way to the Main Room at the Sahara.
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