NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Does He Swing From Both Sides of the Plate?
Murphy walks into his doctors office with a nicotine patch on his penis. The doctor says, Murphy that is not where that belongs. Murphy retorts "it must be working, I am down to 3 butts a day"
Murphy had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like BK. Murphy gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, MURPHY, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at a very embarrassed Murphy. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
Fats you're lucky! That happens to be a cartoon of Rick Griffin when he brought Murphy back in the late 60's! You still don't get off the hook that easy though.
Fats, I hope you have fun in Vegas. Puttzle told me you have reservations For 2 nights at the "GAY TRUBADOR" Hotel and Casino. Tell them KORNHOLE sent me!
Murphy and Fats went to Las Vegas. They were in the casino for about an hour until Murphy felt thirsty.
He went to the pop machine in the hall. He put $1.00 in an a Pepsi came out, he put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, he put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out.
Fats saw him, and he said: "What are you doing, Murphy?"
spent the entire evening at the Gay Cabaret at the Trubador and had a wonderful evening dancing with Lance under the stars. But I was the batter, honest.
Murphy walks into his doctors office with a nicotine patch on his penis. The doctor says, Murphy that is not where that belongs. Murphy retorts "it must be working, I am down to 3 butts a day"
Murphy had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like BK. Murphy gave her his name.
ReplyDeleteIn a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, MURPHY, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at a very embarrassed Murphy. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
San-O Daze is our favorite site. If Murphy wants it in the ass he's come to the right place.
ReplyDeleteOf course you know that this means WAR!
ReplyDeleteLet the good times roll.
ReplyDeleteFats you're lucky! That happens to be a cartoon of Rick Griffin when he brought Murphy back in the late 60's! You still don't get off the hook that easy though.
ReplyDeleteGoing to Vegas for the weekend to surf at the Mandalay Bay Surf Park.
ReplyDeleteMurphy walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
ReplyDelete"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's"
ReplyDeleteMurphy: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"
Murphy shows up at the beach, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. Puttzle says, "What happened to your ears?"
ReplyDeleteMurphy says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
Puttzle says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
Murphy says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"
ooo GURGLE ooo
ReplyDeleteoo0 GURGLE ooo
ooo GURGLE ooo
Aloha San-O Daze.
Fats, I hope you have fun in Vegas. Puttzle told me you have reservations For 2 nights at the "GAY TRUBADOR" Hotel and Casino. Tell them KORNHOLE sent me!
ReplyDeletePiss on the Kornholer, tell them Big Ben sent you.
ReplyDeleteAnd remember, "WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAY'S IN VEGAS"!
ReplyDeleteMurphy and Fats went to Las Vegas. They were in the casino for about an hour until Murphy felt thirsty.
ReplyDeleteHe went to the pop machine in the hall. He put $1.00 in an a Pepsi came out, he put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, he put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out.
Fats saw him, and he said: "What are you doing, Murphy?"
And Murphy said: "Duh!! Winning!!!"
Shecky, you've gone back to your A-Material, haven't you.
ReplyDeleteShecky, you crack me up! LOL!
ReplyDeletespent the entire evening at the Gay Cabaret at the Trubador and had a wonderful evening dancing with Lance under the stars. But I was the batter, honest.
ReplyDeleteFats, up here in Muscle Beach we call him the pitcher. Your lover would be the receiver. What's his name, Kevin?
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