A Murphy walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the best, pays the $500 and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Murphy says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
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Extreme surfing. Garret McNamara.
He has the eyes of a shark.
Please stay current. This is OLD news.
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Lynn, Garrett broke his foot this weekend riding a 100' wave at an
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A Murphy walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the best, pays the $500 and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Murphy says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
Closed coffin....
Well now we know what happened to Murphy!
Puttzle, you need to hire another Murphy-type that we can bag on.
We should stop the Obama comparisons to Hitler. At least Hitler got the Olympics to come to Berlin.
The difference between Bush and Obama is, "when Obama bombs in another country, no one gets killed!"
We're going to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
signed by a president who also hasn't read it, and who smokes,
with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,
and financed by a country that's nearly broke.
What possibly could go wrong?
One Big Assed Mistake America.
Anon' #2, in the straps on a 90' closeout.
Where's Sydney Esq. hiding?
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