Murphy comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asks. "About as hard as my dick." he replies. "Ok, then pour me some!"
· That the words 'race car' spelled backward says 'race car'.
· That 'eat' is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense 'ate'.
· That if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants,”, and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking jerk-offs and take those hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat loving, smelly rag head bastards with you." How weird is that?
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I took your wonderfull advice. Typed why can't I sleep standing up. Guess what Google said? Yep, you're correct. Lie down. Thanks Sydney.
Haw! I typed in why won't my hard-on go away. It said, "Fresh".
That's nothing. I wrote, "Why won't my stool soften?" No answer yet.
[anon #5]
Murphy comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asks. "About as hard as my dick." he replies. "Ok, then pour me some!"
San-O Daze, SS DD.
Did you know:
· That the words 'race car' spelled backward says 'race car'.
· That 'eat' is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense 'ate'.
· That if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants,”, and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking jerk-offs and take those hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat loving, smelly rag head bastards with you." How weird is that?
Joe Arpalo, never judge a man unless
you've walked a mile in his moccasins. Okay.
[anon'#18]
Doggonnit, today's my day off. I go to San Onfire, It's big time blown out from the west. This is no good.
I still don't get it. What's this thread got to do with castration?
Big Dick who called you that name?
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