NOT AFFLIATED WITH THE SAN ONOFRE SURF/SURFING CLUB
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
My new friends
As long as we are in the toilet here I would like you to meet my new surfing buddies. Featured in the top photo is Mega Murph. In the next photo is Chew Rocket and David New Wave.
My new surf team lives at Camp Pendleton and they have a hole bunch of friends up at Case Springs that are not into surfing. I didn't say that Tony you did. Who is Rich Chew anyway? Anonymous IV, I suppose we will not have any surf reports until Unt gets back in town.
Oh gadzooks, Doctor. Open up Warshaw's Encyclopedia of Surfing, Rich is larger than life. What's the 911 on your surf team. Are they sanctiioned by USSF?
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, since Obama became president of the USA, that country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call.
16 comments:
Dr.Ralph, I know you know how they make bock beer, yep they scrape the bottom of the barrel.
Yoga classes for new surfers now forming at Old Man's today 12:00 PM sharp.
Muchisimo mas gracias Doctor, was your film of the buffalo grazing taken on Santa Catalina Island CA?
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What neat names. Were you thinking of Rich Chew and David Nuuhiva by any chance.
Doc Ralph, I honest to gawd have had it with this bunch. I prefer surf reports to making Bock beer. How's by you anyway? Yoga classes-YIKES!
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My new surf team lives at Camp Pendleton and they have a hole bunch of friends up at Case Springs that are not into surfing.
I didn't say that Tony you did.
Who is Rich Chew anyway?
Anonymous IV, I suppose we will not have any surf reports until Unt gets back in town.
Oh gadzooks, Doctor. Open up
Warshaw's Encyclopedia of Surfing,
Rich is larger than life.
What's the 911 on your surf team. Are they sanctiioned by USSF?
Well Nappy Napolian and The Buffalo are going to sponsor us.
Unt ain't coming back.
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil
informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a
check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
was finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him
that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the
USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA free. The devil replied, since Obama became
president of the USA, that country has gone to hell, so naturally it's
a local call.
Hey Pop, what's your team's nickname?
Water's too chilly, I refuse too wear s sissified spring foam suit--no way
Jose, Jose B, Jose C, Jose D....
Dr., someone said, "As long as we're in the toilet here...." They should have made that an 'open pit toilet' don't you think?
Yo Ralpho, ain't Napoleon and Steamboat old outrigger canoe paddlers/beach boys? Dey real old.
I teenk Dr.Ralph meant Buffaloe, but whadda' bout Uncle Sam, Blie, Blackout, and dem blalahs o' what.
Well Son are nick name is the Buffalo Chips.
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