Tritium leak at San Onofre

Sanodaze has always been a somewhat funny blog,

but this is no joke. Severe birth defects and health problems have

plagued the old timers and their offspring for decades. The Tritum leak of 1978 in

reactor #1 has long been suspected as the culprit in these myriad problems.

Pictured here is Ron Clarks grandson, Timmy. Think hard before entering the water

near San Onofre. Although Dr. Ralph is not a REAL Dr. if he were, he would concur.

The "surf" report is this: Surf at your own risk and the risk of your succeding generations of family members.

Rancher killed in AZ after tipping authorities

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Sano Surf Report March 30, 2010

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pseudo-teacher attacked by small children

The plot unraveled over the weekend when a student tipped off police, Camber reported.
School officials said they never imagined that some of the 8- and 9-year-olds boys and girls at the school would think of bringing physical harm to a teacher, KSBR reported.
"A plan had been developed amongst several of our third-grade students to allegedly do harm to their teacher," said Theresa Martin, of Orange County Schools District. "It's shocking that they would think of this at their young age. I think that is probably the most shocking part for all of us," Martin said.
In addition to the knife being found, the school officials said other students had duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a heavy crystal paperweight relatives said each child at Malcom Elementary School in Laguna Niguel, had a job to do, including one assigned to wipe up the blood.
The plot unraveled over the weekend when a student tipped off police, Camber reported.
School officials said they never imagined that some of the 8- and 9-year-olds boys and girls at the school would think of bringing physical harm to a teacher, until the teacher deserved it after correcting them one too many times by pointing out their "run on" sentences and correcting their grammer and punctiuation. a Teacher said...
"These" is present tense."Those" is past tense."Were" is also past tense.As the photo appears to be dated, we must assume that you mean "Those were the days" and not "These are the days" or "These were the days".It is also customary to capitalize the first letter of a sentence." apparently, said one youth "the teacher deserves to die".

San Onofre Surf Report March 29, 2010

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GOOD, BAD, INDIFERENT

Beaches in orange county close for sewage spill.

Lou Spincter
One of the largest sewage spills along the Southern California coastline in years has forced the closure of three miles of popular beaches and surf breaks in south Orange County.An underground sewage main in Rancho Santa Margarita ruptured Tuesday afternoon, sending an estimated 500,000 gallons of raw sewage gushing into a creek that empties into the ocean at Doheny State Beach in Dana Point, officials said Thursday.Beaches from the breakwater at Dana Point Harbor to Capistrano Bay Community Beach could remain closed through the weekend, or until water quality test- ing meets state standards for two straight days, Orange County health

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these were the days

can anybody identify these kids?

EPIC TIMES

There was a time of times Saturday afternoon. Dana Point Harbor overlooking water. Patrick Tracy and friends all 150. Tommy Witt, Dingo, MT, JT, Beege, Laurie, 'Trish the Dish', and a cast of many.

San Onofre Surf Report March 21, 2010

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San Onofre season kick off

A good time was had by many as the music

and surfing season kicked off today! Attendance was

higher than normal with about 80 people present

as dingo took center stage for some outstanding

solo work on his 1947 marting ukulele. Others also joined

in the fun, music, and surf. come on down every tuesday during daylight

saving time!

Michael Schumacher New Mercedes Benz SLS AMG Commercial *HQ*

I just ordered one of these babies this weekend.
Twenty six week waiting period.

went to sano today

Real cool new surf spot. this place has a cool dirt road and

makes you feel like you are surfing a bygone era. the "shack" shanty

structure lends itself to the overall "tommy bahama meets the surf"

ambiance. Load your talega wagon and head down with the kids now that the weather is getting better.

This is messed up!

(Newser) – Wal-Mart has dropped the price of a black Barbie doll in a move that's raising a ruckus. "Both are great dolls," carefully emphasized a Wal-Mart spokeswoman. But the price was cut $2 for a black Ballerina Teresa Barbie from the $5.93 for the white version because the black Barbies weren't selling. "Pricing like items differently is a part of inventory management in retailing," said the spokeswoman. But a Harlem activist warned that such a strategy in this case "can have collateral damage."
The "implication of lowering the price is that it's devaluing the black doll," said Thelma Dye, the executive director of the Northside Center for Child Development. Wal-Mart could have decided "that it's important we don't send a message that we value blackness less than whiteness," said Los Angeles sociology professor Lisa Wade. Ironically, Wade pointed out, the black dolls may not be selling as well because white parents are more reluctant than blacks to buy dolls of a different race for their children.

Check out this necklace!!

relegated to the mundane

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSETO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USINGTHE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR AFEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE ATIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROMROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LLBE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'TMOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40...IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THEDUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEYBRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. _________________________________________________________________

Grand Funk Railroad - I'm Your Captain/Closer To Home

Caught in the act part two.

FORMAL APOLOGY

I Rev. Lou Spincter Apologize for my thoughtless,

misguided, racist, sexist, and antisemtic expressions

on this blog. I realize my actions have been offensive

to many and have at the minimum, been stupid, thoughtless,

insensitive, and basicly without any class or honor. This

blog deserves better than that! In the future, (if allowed to remain as a contributer)

I will be more respectful, and much less offensive. It has been

my pleasure to contribute to this forum of funny, and I know I really crossed the line!

yours truly, Lou

Caught In The Act

Fats, as a young boy caught by his Mom in the act

TOURISTS FLOCK FROM NEAR AND FAR TO VIEW THE FOSSILIZED RING OF FIRE...

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Bk Mark Reynolds March 6, 2010 Breaking news!!!! Cal-Boating has officially declared SUP's as vessels! the state must enforce it! This means they must carry safety equip ie. flotation devices and whistle or horn. They must stay 200 ft from swimmers aka surfers. Tell your lifeguards to enforce these rules as they are compelled to do by state law.

They are taking over!

Rabbi surfers are sprouting up at local breaks!

WTF?

AMAZING PHENOMENON...

With just the right mixture of rain, ash, and sand, the contents of the firerings have once again turned to concrete.

LETS HEAR IT FOR?

Repairs to beach postponed

Due to ongoing budget concerns, the Sano Onofre erosion

project has been postponed indefinately. Tom Lambast was quoted as saying "screw it,

were losing our lease in two years anyway". Archy and me both chimed in that the world would also be ending in 2012.