Tuesday, June 15, 2010

ACCEPT NO SUSITUTE

31 comments:

collectors item said...

Praise Lord, you're back BK. Did we miss anything? Are you and Seymour palsy-walsey again?

Anonymous said...

What happened between you and Allan C Moore. Anything? Are you working Camp?

Anonymous said...

B.K. aren't you friends with Karl Lagerfield? I heard his brother Lucky is in town. Have you seen him?

san clemente homeless said...

Dagnabbitm looks like they'll be back to SS DD tmorrow. Think it over. Okay,

the soothsayer said...

S.C.Homeless, I know you're right. Puttzle refuses to control this thing, and I heard Dr.Ralph has lost it. Looks as if they'll be a paddle-out for the Blog.

Tung dart my weasel crack said...

I read this great book called. 50 years of Tubesteak,40 years of Ham; The Terry"TriTip" Tressy Story. It's great almost as good as the Bible!

Dead Air said...

Did Putzle turn of the coments again?

informed said...

Turn Dart, you must realize Tubes would not touch a tri-tip any more than flap meat. They are inferior cuts of beef popular with beach bums who think it's cool and trendy to have something to throw on the 'cue'.

Anonymous said...

"AMEN", INFORMED.

wolfpack puck said...

Mr.Informed: what became of the
50 lb. bulls liver they made a liver soup from. Was there leftovers. Maybe we could brew up a liver menudo.

carceneria said...

Informed, flap meat and tri tips are tough, chewey, low cut grades of meat. No matter what they say at 'Nofre, you purchase either of those two then you're nutz.

farmer john said...

HOLA, CARCANERIA, QUE TAL, AMIGO?
Did you know contents of hot dogs and knockers are chock filled with lips, cheeks, snouts, eylids, and whiskers.

Anonymous said...

Oh, WOW! That's not what they said at 'Nofre. They said they were pure beef franks. Who in heck are we to believe anyway?

the glutton said...

Be very, very, careful. Tru tip is awfully tough, lots of grisle, a hassle to chew, and you wll probably spit it out on the sand for the beach dogs to enjoy.

nature boy said...

Hello Informed. Not only would Tubes turn his nose up at tri tips, not deal with turkey franks or soy burgers. Health foods like that he feels are restricted to San Onofre Surfboard Coalition members only.

Jeff 'Neutron'Luton said...

believe it or not el mejor salchies are found at Burger Mundo,next to Chicks Plumming.When I used to work in the 'Ally of Dreams',I'd go there than Doho Tavern and hang con Spankey Wankey!

the spy said...

Tubes was at San Onofre today, not with a tri tip, but a juicy Liverwurst sandwich, thick slice of onion, on Wonder Bread. Beach animals feasted on chewey tri tips.

Anonymous said...

I was there with 'Nature Boy'. My Lord Tubes Liverwurst sandwich stunk to high heaven, and scared the birds away.

Anonymous said...

Thursday 0600, blown out south wind, not glassy at all. Rip tide, undertow, fog bank moving in. Dismal outlook for 'Nofre. Where's BK?

Jimmy Beam said...

Where is BK?
I havent heard one peep about the Talegalites or their oversized SUV's in a long time.

Miles L. Berman said...

He's back in the men's central jail in Santa Ana awaiting sentencing.

Chuck Patterson said...

I sure look like a douchebag with 80's Zinka all over my face.

the walnut said...

Hey, Chuck, bro. Go buy some Clearsil, clean it right up.

Anonymous said...

Three hours later, she's still blown out. What's a hungry surfer boy to do?

STARVED OUT said...

BK'S 'POSED TO HAVE A TURKEY FRANK DAY, ALL YOU CAN EAT, INCLUDING BUN, NOMINAL CHARGE FOR MUSTARD. HE'S WORKING SAN DIEGO CAMP. WHEN'S HE DUE BACK TO 'NOFRE. CAN HE USE VOLUNTEERS.





hen, what time, how much, sudz allowed?

'nofre freeloader said...

Asked, when, what time, how much, beer included?

cheapskate said...

'FREELOADER', according to BK, who is working camp. the time and date are unclear, however, mustard is $1.50 cash, no refunds

Jed Mourose said...

Will you take a cheque?

camp counselpr said...

Jed, we checked with BK at the surf camp where he works, picking up rubbish all day, at Mission Bay. He also washes students cars for $5.00 cash. He will take your check.

Anonymous said...

Yes Jed, we sure will direct to the airport for his plane to Prague

Anonymous said...

When I grow up I wanna' be just like BK. I am 13 now. BK rules!

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