Forewarned is forearmed. The New
Zealand swell is on the way. According to
NOAA she'll be here in time for Saturday and Sunday. This is
defiantly good news for the wave starved 'Bums of the
Beach'. The Club has contracted for a harrow to till the sand to make walking to the water a piece of cake. We hope paving the 'old dirt road' is not on the
agenda. We'll see. It appears the Club will
install refrigeration for the bidets to be installed in all toilets from buildings, 1/5.
7 comments:
WTF, is going on down there. They don't need no French bidets. What's wrong with those people anyway. If they install anything it should be keggers. Sal Geeze can cut a deal for Bud Lite. Give him a try.
Cold water bidets. You gots to be kidding.
Please say you're kidding.
I took a collosal dump in the #4 bidet. That suckers is plugged beyond belief.
Again? For chrissake why the hell don't you chew your food?
FINALLY, SOMETHING TO DO WITH SURFING.
What in hell is a bidet. Sounds like a nose fin. Also, tell Skidmark to go down to Dogpatch and dig an open pit toilet and he can shit to his heart's content and plug nothing up.
Why don't they just bulldoze the beach into the ocean. Please, tell me why they don't.
How many more days must we tolerate a non-surfing blog. It's been going on like this for months. The one redeeming factor was the Jesus talking goat.
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