Thursday, September 23, 2010

FINAL TOUCHES!

Forewarned is forearmed. The New Zealand swell is on the way. According to NOAA she'll be here in time for Saturday and Sunday. This is defiantly good news for the wave starved 'Bums of the Beach'. The Club has contracted for a harrow to till the sand to make walking to the water a piece of cake. We hope paving the 'old dirt road' is not on the agenda. We'll see. It appears the Club will install refrigeration for the bidets to be installed in all toilets from buildings, 1/5.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTF, is going on down there. They don't need no French bidets. What's wrong with those people anyway. If they install anything it should be keggers. Sal Geeze can cut a deal for Bud Lite. Give him a try.

eskimo ed said...

Cold water bidets. You gots to be kidding.
Please say you're kidding.

Giant Skid Mark said...

I took a collosal dump in the #4 bidet. That suckers is plugged beyond belief.

chicks plumbing said...

Again? For chrissake why the hell don't you chew your food?

billy stool said...

FINALLY, SOMETHING TO DO WITH SURFING.
What in hell is a bidet. Sounds like a nose fin. Also, tell Skidmark to go down to Dogpatch and dig an open pit toilet and he can shit to his heart's content and plug nothing up.

larry coronary said...

Why don't they just bulldoze the beach into the ocean. Please, tell me why they don't.

san clemente plumbing said...

How many more days must we tolerate a non-surfing blog. It's been going on like this for months. The one redeeming factor was the Jesus talking goat.

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