Thursday, December 08, 2011


A/P San Diego:

The crisis at San Onofre deepened yesterday as food and water were found to be poisoned with lethal radiation, raising the threat of mass evacuation. The surrounding sea water was also contaminated.

Crops up to 75 miles from the damaged San Onofre nuclear plant were found to be unsafe to eat, and tap water in South Orange/North San Diego – home to 13 million people – will also been contaminated by fall-out.

Firefighters were still battling to bring leaking nuclear reactors ­under control.

Yesterday a collapse of the earth struck under the crippled power plant, causing further damage and hampering efforts to restore electricity in the hope of restarting the cooling systems which could avert nuclear disaster.

“Just throwing water on to the reactors, when they cannot get inside to see what the situation is, could mean the fuel goes critical again.

“And while the radiation leak so far is only a tenth of that at fukashima, that was in a rural area with a low population. at San Onofre it’s an urban, densely packed area so the potential numbers of deaths and cancers are much higher.”

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10 comments:

Auditions Inc. said...

Bill, you should investigate possibilities of becoming script writing for your local news channel as you are very talented.

Lifeguard Services said...

Shark attack victim identified. John Carlson automobile had all information regarding the gory remains. A shark warning is in effect until further notice for San Onofre Surf Beach. Swim at your own risk.

Peg Leg Leonard said...

Is there nothing we can do to put an end to this bloody invasion?

GET REEL said...

IF YOU ANY ONE CLICK ON
YOUR ADD`S PUT SOME THERE
THAT WE CARE ABOUT
LIKE MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES
OR A GOOD BAR.
THAT`S ALL SAN-O DAZE READERS
CARE ABOUT

Wasted said...

'Get Reel', WTF, you wanna' get lost do what someone put here the other day. Bacardi 151o with an Everclear floater. YOWZAH!

Dr.Barney McBride DDS said...

In previous days ocean temp at San Onofre would stand at 52o fht. They didn't have no sissy wetsuits
like the boys wear now-a-days. We rode logs not put them on a
decrepit dirt road so junk heaps and motor homes wouldn't drive on the sand. I sure hope when Brian Ephriam takes over as Club President he has the cajones to put an end to all this bullschitt.

Anonymous said...

I wuz there even ealrier. we burnt tires and wore wool suit jackets to stay warm. the wtr wuz evn colder, huvering at 51 degrees f.%$#&%&

Sydney Carton, Esquire said...

I be clickin'.

Leonard Turner said...

I don't give a schitt. Why should I? Jailtime awaits.

Cockeyed Sailorman said...

Leonard, 'Bubba' be looking for you in cell block 2. He gots 6 lbs. of swinging meat waiting for you. He gonna tell you scream uncle when you had enough.

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