Ever notice that those that scream the loudest for government sponsored entitlements are always the ones that contribute the absolute least in tax revenue?
Sure is easy to demand free crap when someone else is paying for it.
In 2011, if you invested your savings in an oil company, you made a profit, but you had to pay 15% in taxes to Obama.
If you invested your savings in one of Obama's green energy companies, you didn't have to pay 15% taxes to Obama. But then again, you lost all your savings because they all went bankrupt. Sucks to be you.
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
Dear Lord, this past 30 days you took my favorite singer (Whitney Houston), my favorite monkee (Davy Jones), and my favorite impressionist (Steve Bridges). Just wanted to mention my favorite lady on The View is Joy Behar.
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Angry, potty mouthed, ugly, bad attitude. Who could be the San Onofre equivalent?
Ever notice that those that scream the loudest for government sponsored entitlements are always the ones that contribute the absolute least in tax revenue?
Sure is easy to demand free crap when someone else is paying for it.
HOW ABOUT THIS? NO GOVERNMENT WORKER CAN VOTE! WHY? THEY HAVE A VESTED INTEREST IN THE FREE RIDE!
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In 2011, if you invested your savings in an oil company, you made a profit, but you had to pay 15% in taxes to Obama.
If you invested your savings in one of Obama's green energy companies, you didn't have to pay 15% taxes to Obama. But then again, you lost all your savings because they all went bankrupt. Sucks to be you.
Achmed: Right on! THINK AMERICANS WILL EVER GET IT???? PLEASE SAY NO!!!!!
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
Dear Lord, this past 30 days you took my favorite singer (Whitney Houston), my favorite monkee (Davy Jones), and my favorite impressionist (Steve Bridges). Just wanted to mention my favorite lady on The View is Joy Behar.
I know... huh?
BIG KOOK, you are an instigator and provoker.
"You said a mouth full", kid.
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