BK and Leonard entered a liquor store. As they were busy looking, BK stole three beers. As they left the store, BK said to Leonard "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 beers and no one saw me. You can't beat that!"
Leonard replied "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing".
So they went to the counter and Leonard said to the clerk "Do you want to see magic?" The clerk replied "Yes". Leonard said "Give me one beer". The clerk gave him one and he drank it. Leonard asked for a second beer and he drank that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The clerk asked: "But where's the magic?" Leonard replied "Check in my friend's pants, and you'll find all three beers".
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WTF? The Paskowitzs and the Brady Bunch?
WTF??? WHO ARE ALL THESE ILLEGALS??? OH WELL CAL IS GONE ANYWAY!! MIGHT AS WELL PUT UP OR LEAVE!!!
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kids from the inter city
they came and ripped off ice chests
and left there trash
BK and Leonard entered a liquor store. As they were busy looking, BK stole three beers. As they left the store, BK said to Leonard "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 beers and no one saw me. You can't beat that!"
Leonard replied "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing".
So they went to the counter and Leonard said to the clerk "Do you want to see magic?" The clerk replied "Yes". Leonard said "Give me one beer". The clerk gave him one and he drank it. Leonard asked for a second beer and he drank that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The clerk asked: "But where's the magic?" Leonard replied "Check in my friend's pants, and you'll find all three beers".
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