MMM, MMM!

PREPARING FOR THE ANNUAL SAN ONOFRE HALLOWEEN DUCK FEED.

Jack-O-Lantern Inspirations

Case in point

Not about surfing.

RARE LOBSTER

I caught this rare indeneleopper at Back bay during my morning walk

this morning, I know this blog is supposed to be about surfing but, I just could not help myself.

Men's Rules? ???

Men's Rules
Women should learn these!

• Women, learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
• Food, sex & sleep. This is what’s on our mind at all times. Now you know so stop asking..
• Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
• We don't remember dates. Period!!
• Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!!!
• If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
• Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
• Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
• Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
• If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
• And last but not least...............
• If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
• Why? Because we’re Men!!

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That explains a lot, and since I had a fantastic weekend I'll spare you.... :)

You May have heard............

In the settlement between the San Diego archdiocese and it's "affected parishoners" the need for additional monies has become apparent. Please mail cash,checks, Deeds, titles,and anything of value to them to help pay out this settlement and help them avoid selling any real estate holdings. The address is :3888 Paducah, PO Box 85728, San Diego, CA 92186-5728...
Once again...Thanks, and God bless!

The use of hand signals at "The Point"

Man! Couldn't you see I was signaling to go left?

I'M BACK!!!!!

Finally got a new machine! Its been tough trying to figure it out but I'm back in the bloggers seat!

A new kids playground at San Onofre

Kids will enjoy the new slide in the playground at San Onofre while the folks surf.

please pick up trash

This poor sea turtle and all our other ocean brothers and sisters are counting on us.

more on mice

For Halloween

SMOKING AT SAN ONOFRE

Child Molesters Are At San Onofre

When it looks like something might be wrong, you can save a child by making a phone call.

This concerns the safety of children at San Onofre and everywhere. So much harm happens hidden from view. This guy was right out in the open, allegedly (as they say in the papers) walking naked on the beach at San Onofre with a child he was repeatedly molesting.

There is nothing "alleged" about child abuse. It is all too real. It happens every day. You can make a difference. Please report suspected abuse. Call 1-800-4-A-CHILD

On a separate note................................

It appears these swine are being kept in unsanitary conditions. They are behind the dumpster at Big Helens.

Back to the Mouse

I was inspired by the blog this week, with all the mouse pictures . I love mice, and wanted to share this "supermouse" .

Orgasmica on line

It makes life worth living longer!!
:)

Orgasmica on line

NOT SAN-O DAZE!

NOTHING TO DO WITH SURFING...

Hillary on the Hill

241 TOLL ROAD EXTENSION BEGINS AT TRESTLES

In what many view as a complete victory for the Transportation Corridor Agency, Construction began on the 241 Toll Road extension Monday morning. A loophole in the law allowed the construction to get underway and continue until completion. The loophole was best explained By Local Attorney Stephen Colby Klink, "Although the project has been blocked from extending, It was never blocked as a separate project starting at Trestles and continuing inland until it reaches the existing road". Kiewit Pacific Corp in a short bid process won the 641 million dollar project will be handling the construction. Many People decried the project as it has divided a community for nearly a decade, but now appears the fight is over and has been won by progress. Clearing of the land began this morning and will continue until completion.

MORE STRAY CATS SEIZED IN HARBOR RAID

The Dept of fish and Game seized 129 cats from a Chinese fishing vessel refueling at Dana Point Harbor early Sunday morning. It is beleived this action was part of a larger ongoing investigation underway for the last two months. Using stray animals as lobster bait is customary in the industry abroad , but has been rejected by American companies for fear of backlash from the public. Capt. Sung Lim Chu was arrested and booked into the orange County Jail for cruelty to animals, a felony

The Beauty of Ultrasound

Truly Gods greatest creation.

JUST PLAIN SCARY!

Happy 70th DAFFY DUCK

You look great.

IT'S ABOUT TIME!

CLICK HERE to see a true Patriot in action!

You say it's your birthday.

John Lennon > Imagine > Imagine

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It's your duty.

Feel the love.

Fake photo

Archy cares about his fellow surfers. While this is obviously a dramatization, the threat of shark attack is real. Sharks are routinely sighted at San Onofre. Stay out of the water, and I discourage anyone else from starting surfing.

Wish On The Sweet Tone Of This Uke

The thought of the Christmas Marketing season starting already is making me sick! I am boycotting any store (unless they have a sale) who decorates before holloween.

This Really Takes The Joy Out Of Wishing On A Falling Star

WHAT THE HECK?

San-O Daze readers are an intelligent bunch. Can anyone provide an appropriate caption for this?

Did you hear of the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there was really a dog. unequivocally , the answer is yes.

update to caged dog story

Authorities have determined that a yet unidentified lobster Boat is using cat meat to bait there traps. These clandestine photos were taken near the fuel dock at the harbor, What sick B$5^*(d would do this? Is bait that expensive or to hard to find? Report any suspicious activities to Dept Fish and Game Sgt. Pete Schmelty (714)413-0914

Hypothetic And Realistic

Hypothetic And Realistic

A little boy came home from school and his homework
assignment was to find out what the difference was
between hypothetically and realistically... so he
asked his dad.

His dad said, "Well, go ask your mom if she would
sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.
He went and asked and came back and said, "She said
yes".

"Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same
question."
He did and came back and said,
"She said yes."

And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same
thing."
He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!"
And the dad said,

"Well hypothetically we're
sitting on three million dollars,

realistically ..we're living with 2 whores and a fag!

dogs found at san onofre

Some sicko left these poor dogs in the area of construction near the plant. it is assumed they were part of a plan to sell them as food to local asian restaurants. The animal control officers removed them, and they will be processed and hopefully adopted to loving homes.

"it's sano man"

This was the scene today, a good time was has by all. Except for the two in the picture. I am posting this link to those who may be asking themselves : Are there any hard and fast rules about surfing? Should I take this wave? Is he going right or left? Should I get out of the way? http://www.surfline.com/surfology/surfology_borl_02.cfm/

Fast food

Well, you don't like to go for the fast food thing. It's not good for you and you know it.

The other day, strapped for time and in a hurry, I did just that.

So I wheel into the drive up order line. I know precisely what I want and there are zero cars in front of me.

I get the usual greeting and begin to order. I am interrupted before I can say two words.

The person with the Star Wars like head set on says something, and I do not understand any of it.

So I ignore what she says and begin to repeat my order. Again I am interrupted.

By now I am pissed, and when I get to window someone is going to get a piece of my mind.

Now I emphatically blurt out my order and drive up to window.

I am really going to give someone a rough time.

I get to the window and I am greeted by this little gray haired lady, who is in her seventies.

She says with a really cute smile, that will be $5.80 please.

So I hand her the money and say, thank you very much.

79cc mobility cart

Here is Bk's new wheels, It is perfectly legal and has handles on the seat (my own invention) to stabilize yourself in case of the spins.

Sound Medical Advice

Even More Sandbar Action

I have to apologize for not getting a sequence of pictures of this whole event. You do know how it went from here. It was glorious. The girl on the left hung on like a trooper, even when the wave came down on them and the raft flipped. Maybe it was because she held on so tight that the raft blew out a seam.

sharks at San Onofre

Juvenile Great white sharks are in the shallows at San Onofre again, This was the scene today as I was casting my line in near the sandy bottom at the point. These are extremely aggressive sharks, great care should be excercised with children near the water, "there have been 3 confimed attacks since Jan, 07", said Bill Stein, a shocking increase.

Accident Photo

Cold Water Brings In The Tourists

Just when you thought that the cold water would drive out the summer crowds, some cold water fanatics from out of town show up to hog the waves.

Secret Service / SDGE Connection

SDG&E, which denies holding secret prisoners, is a company with a long history of human rights abuses. In recent years, it has also been a key American ally in the fight against Al Qaeda, which has been trying to sink roots among Muslims in american communities.
American government officials contacted by AP acknowledged questioning prisoners in the secret prison under SONGS Mesa Facility. But they said American agents were following the law and were fully justified in their actions because they are investigating past attacks and current threats of terrorism.
The prisoners were never in American custody, Under the auspices of foreign war doctrine enemy combatants may be transfered to our secret facilities in the U.S. for Security and debriefing, said an FBI spokesman, Terry Tracy, who denied the agency would support or be party to illegal arrests. He said American agents were allowed limited access by governments in the secret facilityto question prisoners as part of the FBI's counter-terrorism work.
Western security officials, who insisted on anonymity because the issue related to security matters, told AP that among those held were well-known suspects with strong links to Al Qaeda.
Many have suspected illegal secret prisons in or around the Americas nuclear facilities for decades, but have been unable to prove it until now.

Dick In A Box

I find it amusing that this video for the song "Dick In A Box" (broadcast on SNL) won an Emmy when another winner from the same night will have her acceptance speech edited because instead of thanking Jesus, she told Jesus to suck it.

Perhaps someone should compile a list because it can be confusing.
No cartoons of Muhammad. No jesting that the Christian savior should suck it.

How about a music video about giving your penis in a box as a gift to your girlfriend – in order to celebrate the birth of Christ? Ding-ding-ding. That’s apparently a winner.

Dental Evolution

I've always thought that shark teeth were more evolved than human teeth, at least in the sense that they are always being replaced, much like one replaces the blade in a power saw. If an adult human tooth is lost, one must live without it (clicking on the image gets a better view).

Breaking News at San Onofre

Radioactive Water Seeps Out of San Onofre Nuclear Plant
SAN ONOFRE, September 14, 2007- San Clemente authorities shut down a water well in the city to test for radioactive contamination from the San Onofre nuclear generating plant, it was reported Thursday.
"There is an indication that there has been contamination, but we will continue to operate until the test results are in," San Clemente Public Works Director David Lund told the Orange County Register.
He said the well, on the grounds of the Trestles estuary, produces about three percent of the city's water. Most of the well's water is used for irrigating the San Mateo farm, but some goes to homes.
Several thousand gallons of radioactive water have leaked out of a retired reactor at the San Onofre nuclear power plant over an unknown period of time. Officials say there is a threat to public safety.
The radioactive water contains tritium, a byproduct of the nuclear fission that produces electricity. High levels of tritium will cause cancer and birth defects.
The concentration of tritium found in groundwater beneath the retired reactor was higher than standards set by the Environmental Protection Agency for drinking water.
Initial tests showed it was Higher than the maximum annual leakage permitted for nuclear power plants by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. Surfers and swimmers should only due so after being warned of the possible danger involving these emissions. "We fear for these peoples safety" said Curren Swaydasal, San Diego councilman.
"There is definately a danger to public safety," Victor Dricks, the commission's spokesman said.
Crews demolishing the retired reactor discovered the leak Thursday, and the commission was notified Friday.
The leak might have started decades ago, said Ray Golden, a spokesman for the nuclear facility.
Lund said that the tritium under the San Onofre plant has definately contaminated the city's well. "It's two miles away and downhill from the plant, and water doesn't run uphill," he said.
Lund said the city saves money by operating the well but that it is essential to the city's water supply.
With regards to the danger in going into the ocean, Golden said that if the tritium washes into the ocean, it turns to scum and remains on the surface, after being churned in the surf it is deposited in the sand and remains there indefinately, causing health and reproductive concerns for beach users.

Deliberating Whether They Know Him?

Spector, on the right, wrote the song about his father, who had committed suicide when Spector was 9. It was the "B" side of what they hoped would be a hit song on the "A" side ("You Don't Know My Little Pet"), but as things go, the "A" side flopped. Then a DJ in Fargo, N.D., played the "B" side on air. A record distributor in Minneapolis then orders 18,000 copies. Press releases about the order cause other radio stations to play the song. The group performs on American Bandstand. The record hits number 1 and sells 5 million copies.

The song comes from the inscription on his father's tombstone.

More trivia: And remember MoonDoggie? Marshall Leib, the guy on the left, previously had a group called the MoonDogs.